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gay boy

A pre-adult homosexual male.
A high school age male cock sucker.
A teen-aged male cum dumpster.
A skinny jeans mascara wearing emo freak.
An under aged queer.
Justin Bieber.
by jsd9632 January 11, 2012
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humping and crying

A line in the Clint Eastwood movie High Plains Drifter.
The outlaw comes back to town to claim his girlfriend and get
even with the town for having to go to jail. When he learns his
girlfriend had a new bed partner during his absence he confronts her. She claims to have been true and crying for him.
He comes back with "Yeah you were crying, lieing in his bed humping and crying, humping and a crying."
Bob: "Dude I heard you've been banging Dave's girl while he's been gone!"
Sam: "Yeah she still misses him, she lays in my bed humping and crying."
by jsd9632 December 31, 2012
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jailbait

I've got a great weekend planned of watching hot jailbait
on Disney.
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
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sick puppy

A degenerate lowlife.
A worthless piece of scum that has no boundaries when it comes to seeking pleasure.
A slimebag that is on a mission to reach new lows with every perverted act.
A dirtball who will abuse himself, his family and neighborhood pets to get a thrill.
As a child will display all the traits of a future serial killer.
That sick puppy kid from down the street dumped our trash can all over the yard! Looks like he got your used tampons again.
by jsd9632 April 4, 2012
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emergency cunt

A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
I am so horny I may have to resort to some emergency cunt.
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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Selena Gomez

A very cute chick with a very hot body.
A Disney Star.
Justin Bieber's pretend "paid for slut" girlfriend.
Justin Bieber's dad quit paying Selena Gomez to be Justin's
pretend girlfriend so she dumped him.
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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Big Bone Lick State Park

A wildlife recreation area in Kentucky south of Cincinnati, Ohio. A tourist attraction.
A nick name for a city park in Cincinnati where homosexual prostitutes gather to ply their trade.
Another tourist attraction.
Bob: "I'm going to take the kids to Big Bone Lick State Park this
weekend."
Sam: "Don't you think your sons are a little young for a blow job?"
by jsd9632 January 17, 2012
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