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Happy butt

When things are going well for you.
An extra little bounce in your step.
A really good mood.
Sally: "You're in a good mood today!"
Dave: "I woke up with a good dose of happy butt!"
by jsd9632 January 15, 2012
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Little Yellow Bus

A bus that special kids ride on.
The retard bus.
A conveyence for transporting crippled, vegetable brained,
drains on society.
A slander leveled against an unintelligent person.
A way of accusing your friends of being stupid.
"Dude here comes the little yellow bus, you should get your
retarded ass on!"
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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get a dog

An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.
Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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what a dump

An insult launched at someone to destroy their illusion that some place is great.
An assessment of a place of business that you visit on a back way road trip.
Your first thought at the sight of:
A low cost motel room.
A nasty eatery.
A greasy, dusty gas station with expired snack food and a gross restroom.
A line made famous by Bette Davis in the 1949 movie Beyond the Forest co-starring Joseph Cotten.
I can't believe you chose this crappy motel for our wedding night, what a dump!
by jsd9632 March 14, 2012
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weinered

To recieve an unrequested photo of a man's genitals
on your electronic messaging device.
"Oh gross!!! That guy I met at speed dating last night just weinered me!
by jsd9632 June 16, 2011
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make me cry

A utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
by jsd9632 October 14, 2011
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trailer trash slut

A human female of breeding age with no morals who happens to live in a low end trailer park.
A woman of questionable heritage who will have sex with anyone, including relatives, in or out of the trailer park.
A tramp who will hop from trailer to trailer and shack up whoever had the best beer, the most drugs or can afford groceries.
A trailer park domeciled female who will trade sex for anything
from a Wal Mart gift card to a new pair of shoes or some booze, snort or even food stamps.
"Wanda is quite the trailer trash slut. Last night she had sex with 3 guys and today she's going to a motel with her uncle."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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