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Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien sucks so very much. Conan O' Brien is such a douchbag!
by jsd9632 November 27, 2010
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slimebag

Similar to a douchebag but slimier.
A crude guy who cultivates his chest hair wears polyester shirts and gold chains with a bad toupee.
A guy with an overinflated notion that he is smooth.
He looks in the mirror deluding himself that he is way too cool.
Drives a car that is way out of date that wasn't cool to begin with.
When he talks to women they feel like they have been violated.
He's the poster guy for sexual harassment.
Cute girl: "Watch out for the slimebag at the bar, he's totally creepy."
Cute girl 2: "Yeah I already ran into him. My boobs are still wet from him drooling on me."
by jsd9632 April 4, 2012
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dyke alert

A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.
Dude! Sound the alarm we are under a dyke alert!
by jsd9632 August 14, 2012
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One John Deere Town

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.
Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.
by jsd9632 December 5, 2011
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fart for effect

When you feel a fart working towards dispersal you site
a target you wish to share your gas with and aim in thier
direction. Upon release as a fair warning you shout "fart
for effect!" Then beat a hasty exit.
This is a terminology borrowed from Army Field Artillery,
When an artillery battery has locked onto a target.
The battery will fire 1 round down range upon a call of "fire for effect."
" You should have seen Daisy's face when I went fart for effect
on her mother last night!"
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
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Frog Farts

An expletive used to express dismay when you are in mixed or polite company.
A substitute for "oh shit!" or "fuck me!"
Frog farts! I just broke a nail!
by jsd9632 October 22, 2011
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fat ass

Kim Kardashian.
Eric Cartman.
Any person with a large unattractive rear end.
A painfully honest description of an oversized butt.
Not quite wide load, but getting close.
Kim Kardashian's fat ass has gotten so huge!
by jsd9632 January 17, 2012
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