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Definitions by jsd9632

up your bum 

A limey insult.
Same as the American up your ass, up yours, in your butt.
To tell someone to fuck off, get lost, go to hell.
Often accompanied by an upraised index and fore finger twisted together gesturing a upward thrusting motion.
"Up your bum, you stinky fingered bastard!"
up your bum by jsd9632 February 6, 2012

right the fuck off 

To go from zero to ballistic in nothing flat.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.
"I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when Marsha came in and pissed me right the fuck off!"
right the fuck off by jsd9632 February 6, 2012
An expression used to define the level of force needed to complete a violent action.
Often accompanied by the phrase in your ass.
Often seen as a bumper sticker on Dodge trucks.
ram it by jsd9632 February 6, 2012

ass mugger 

A thief who forcibly takes liberties with your behind.
See butt bandit.
"I was walking down the street minding my own business when
this ass mugger got me."
ass mugger by jsd9632 February 4, 2012

fuck me to tears 

A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!
fuck me to tears by jsd9632 February 4, 2012

butt bandit 

A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.
"Watch your asses boys, the butt bandit is back in town.
butt bandit by jsd9632 February 1, 2012

ass fucked 

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
Billy Bob got drunk and gang ass fucked last night.
ass fucked by jsd9632 February 1, 2012