when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.
I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.
by jsd9632 January 27, 2012
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blow boy

A gay wigger.
A white male who wears a baseball cap backwards and dresses
like a ghetto clown.
The bill of the cap goes to the back so it does not get in the
way while giving blow jobs.
A gay boy.
Earrings and baggy pants are optional.
Sally: "I swear there are no men in this town anymore."
Betty: "You are so right, I won't go on a date with a blow boy ever again."
by jsd9632 January 08, 2012
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right the fuck off

To go from zero to ballistic in nothing flat.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.
"I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when Marsha came in and pissed me right the fuck off!"
by jsd9632 January 20, 2012
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dyke alert

A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.
Dude! Sound the alarm we are under a dyke alert!
by jsd9632 March 27, 2012
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get a dog

An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.
Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."
by jsd9632 January 07, 2012
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Harley Dick

A very short penis belonging to a insecure male who is
overcompensating by riding a Harley.
Badass Bob had to eat out the biker trash girl because his Harley Dick wasn't getting the job done.
by jsd9632 January 10, 2012
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lot lizard

A truck stop prostitute.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.
My momma says when I turn 15 I can be a lot lizard just like her. Then maybe if I'm lucky I can go ride with a trucker and be a whore at all the big truck stops!
by jsd9632 January 25, 2012
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