reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.
My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.
by jsd9632 February 03, 2012
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Big Bone Lick State Park

A wildlife recreation area in Kentucky south of Cincinnati, Ohio. A tourist attraction.
A nick name for a city park in Cincinnati where homosexual prostitutes gather to ply their trade.
Another tourist attraction.
Bob: "I'm going to take the kids to Big Bone Lick State Park this
weekend."
Sam: "Don't you think your sons are a little young for a blow job?"
by jsd9632 January 13, 2012
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hoover lips

A person with a set of lips that resemble a vacuum cleaner.
A cocksucker that can attach thier lips to a dick with the force
of shop vac.
A woman who can cause instant ejaculation just by placing her
ample lips around a cock.
I just got the blowjob of a lifetime from hoover lips.
by jsd9632 March 27, 2012
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crying shame

A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.
Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."
by jsd9632 December 31, 2012
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ram it

An expression used to define the level of force needed to complete a violent action.
Often accompanied by the phrase in your ass.
Often seen as a bumper sticker on Dodge trucks.
by jsd9632 January 20, 2012
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flirt and flash

You meet a flirty girl at a social event you flirt back. As the game progresses she will "inadvertently" flash you by hiking her skirt, uncrossing and recrossing her legs, bend down to share some cleavage or bare some midriff.
Sam: "That girl at the bar is hot!"
Dave: "Yeah, she did the flirt and flash with me earlier."
by jsd9632 March 29, 2012
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future regret

The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.

Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
by jsd9632 December 28, 2011
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