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Definitions by jsd9632

hot and juicy 

A sexy woman with a very hot, wet snatch.
A woman who drips sex.
A stunning beauty whose every action causes instant hardons.
Bob: " Look here comes Sandra! She is so hot!"
Dave: "Hot and juicy is more like it! She gives me an instant
hardon every time I see her."
hot and juicy by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
A gay wigger.
A white male who wears a baseball cap backwards and dresses
like a ghetto clown.
The bill of the cap goes to the back so it does not get in the
way while giving blow jobs.
A gay boy.
Earrings and baggy pants are optional.
Sally: "I swear there are no men in this town anymore."
Betty: "You are so right, I won't go on a date with a blow boy ever again."
blow boy by jsd9632 January 8, 2012

ghetto laundry bag 

A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.
"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"
ghetto laundry bag by jsd9632 January 8, 2012

pud pounder 

A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.
Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."
pud pounder by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

trailer trash slut

A human female of breeding age with no morals who happens to live in a low end trailer park.
A woman of questionable heritage who will have sex with anyone, including relatives, in or out of the trailer park.
A tramp who will hop from trailer to trailer and shack up whoever had the best beer, the most drugs or can afford groceries.
A trailer park domeciled female who will trade sex for anything
from a Wal Mart gift card to a new pair of shoes or some booze, snort or even food stamps.
"Wanda is quite the trailer trash slut. Last night she had sex with 3 guys and today she's going to a motel with her uncle."
trailer trash slut by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

fuck me till Tuesday 

An expression of disbelief.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.
Horny guy: "Hi, I was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."
fuck me till Tuesday by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

get a dog 

An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.
Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."
get a dog by jsd9632 January 7, 2012