Selena Gomez

A very cute chick with a very hot body.
A Disney Star.
Justin Bieber's pretend "paid for slut" girlfriend.
Justin Bieber's dad quit paying Selena Gomez to be Justin's
pretend girlfriend so she dumped him.
by jsd9632 January 11, 2012
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up your bum

A limey insult.
Same as the American up your ass, up yours, in your butt.
To tell someone to fuck off, get lost, go to hell.
Often accompanied by an upraised index and fore finger twisted together gesturing a upward thrusting motion.
"Up your bum, you stinky fingered bastard!"
by jsd9632 January 20, 2012
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Kim Kardashian

A some time actress / model who is famous for being famous.
A woman of low moral character who will have sex with black athletes and rappers for the shock value it brings.
A woman with an impossibly large butt.
Attention Whore.
Drama Queen.
A stupid spoiled princess-slut.
Oh my God!! Did you see that attention whore with the huge ass throwing the fit in the restaruant? Who does she think she is, Kim Kardashian? I'm surprised her pimp du jouir didn't slap her down!
by jsd9632 May 30, 2011
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trailer trash slut

A human female of breeding age with no morals who happens to live in a low end trailer park.
A woman of questionable heritage who will have sex with anyone, including relatives, in or out of the trailer park.
A tramp who will hop from trailer to trailer and shack up whoever had the best beer, the most drugs or can afford groceries.
A trailer park domeciled female who will trade sex for anything
from a Wal Mart gift card to a new pair of shoes or some booze, snort or even food stamps.
"Wanda is quite the trailer trash slut. Last night she had sex with 3 guys and today she's going to a motel with her uncle."
by jsd9632 January 06, 2012
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ass taxi

When someone's behind is so large that it would require a seperate conveyance to carry it around.
An electric cart available at Wal Mart or other large retail outlets for obese pigs to carry their wide load butts around the store.
"Junior! Run into the store and go get your mama an ass taxi,
while I find a handicap spot."
by jsd9632 January 06, 2012
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momalicious

When someone's mother is totally hot!
A woman who has given birth to 1 or more children but still has
a perfect body.
A beautiful woman with a delicious body who is also a mother.
A mother who dresses in such a fashion as to cause instant boners with her built for sex figure.
Dude 1: "Have you seen Tammy she's quite doable."
Dude 2: "Have you seen Tammy's mom? She's beyond doable
she's momalicious!
by jsd9632 March 27, 2012
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jesus retard

A person raised by bible thumping religious fanatics who is incapable of creating a complete sentence without using the words "jesus", "god", "sinner", "salvation," or "amen."

An unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.

A coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.

The cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. Whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase "jesus loves you!"

The creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton slut who sleeps in satan's bed.
Office worker 1: "Who put all the religious crap all over the bathroom?"
Office worker 2: "That's Justin's doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo."
Office worker 1: "I should kick his ass!"
Office worker 2: "It would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he's a jesus retard."
by jsd9632 October 21, 2012
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