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Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota. A fairly large city built in a place where it can snow any month of the year except June, July and August and the temperature can reach as low as -40F/-40C during the Winter. The culture is a strange combination of liberal politics and relatively conservative family values. A strong sense of self-important nationalism is present in the local culture and many years ago the residents dubbed it the "Mini-apple" as though it is somehow a smaller version of the Big Apple, New York City.
I froze my ass off in Minneapolis while everyone kept telling me how great it was there.
by JS January 16, 2004
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Fernet

Fernet-Branca liquer. An alcoholic drink with a cult-like following in some urban locales. Fomulated as a patent medicine in the 1800's, some claim it is like absinthe, but it is really just an after-dinner bitters liquer with the extra punch of a variety of 40+ secret herbs including some that are known to have psychological effects such as Saffron, Ginseng and St. John's Wort. It does seem to have some effect beyond just being alcohol but it's nowhere near as psychedelic or narcotic as it is rumored to be. Some people also consider it to be a great hangover cure.
I housesat for this guy in Hollywood and he had a case of Fernet in his liquor closet.
by JS January 16, 2004
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server

Person who takes your order and brings you food at a restaurant.
Kelly is an actress but she also works as a server at California Pizza Kitchen to pay her rent.
by JS January 17, 2004
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actor

An, unrealistic, vain, and self-important person pursuing a career where he or she has a more than a 99.9999% chance of failure and less than a .0001% chance of getting rich and famous. Most often simply employed as a server at a restaurant.
Joe-Bob moved to LA to follow his dream of being an actor.
by JS January 17, 2004
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lege

person 1: "oh I like whatever"
person 2: "good choice, lege"
by JS February 10, 2004
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snow job

An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.
The entire presentation was a complete snow job.
by JS July 24, 2003
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HNIC

Hockey Night In Canada's on!
by js October 22, 2003
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