Definitions by jrh5356

BFYM 

1) A national organization of massaginists who use this acronymn to insult society with an inside joke known only to other members. The letters stand for:
Butt Fuck Your Mother

Secret group of male members who think everyone should, can or will BFYM.

BFYM by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

boob tube 

1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"

Turn that boob tube off and do your homework!

boob tube by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

ITCOB

1) Infamous initiation ritual for gang members to pass in which they are to retrieve confectionary treats from infants, with total disregard for anyone watching. It stands for -
I Take Candy Off Babies

Is one really needed?

ITCOB by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

YUPPIES 

1) An out dated acronymn used in the 80's and early 90's that meant: Yes Under Peer Pressure I Eat Shit. It indicated that there were brown nosers on the way up the chain of seniority in a corporation career

Yuppies brown nose their way up the corporate ladder.

YUPPIES by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

dazed glonut 

1) In the methamphetamine culture it is any of the female sex who would stay spun for longer than they were really capable of, coherently anyway, and they would begin allowing their imaginations to take over for common sense. Examples would include watching out of windows for the invisible people outside, suddenly thinking everyone else around them are making inside jokes about whatever guilt they have in themselves, or just tweaking too hard.

Most females and many males shouldn't be permitted to stay awake for more than 24 hours at a time.

dazed glonut by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

stizzed 

1) To be wasted on any number of controlled substances, and realizing you've probably had more than enough and had better lay down before you fall down.

We've smoked ourselves stizzed.

stizzed by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

recreational pharmacist 

1) An experienced and establshed distributor of controlled substances, not to be confused with a pusher, they have a more mature clientel that realize the importance of discretion, and difficulty in replacing a righteous connection.
2) A drug dealer

Never sell to children, or within 1000 feet of any school, and never sell to strangers.

recreational pharmacist by jrh5356 April 19, 2005