Definitions by jrh5356

female 

1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,

Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.

female by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.

see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor

homeland security by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

United States Government 

1) World police, Global Busybodies, Modern Day Crusaders of Democracy,
2) Author of the 9-11 "terrorist" act on the World Trade Center, the biggest lie ever sold.
3) The instigator of the wars in every Middle East country invaded since 9-11
4)War criminals that have gotten away with murder, literally, on a scale so grand it makes the mind wobble.

Once the US Government comes (invades) to your country, they'll never leave.

United States Government by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

%s 

1)In typing and typeset the symbol in question is the percent sign and when followed by lower case s, as if attached, indicates that it represents multiple percents

$s divided hours equals what %s?

%s by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

US Constitution 

1) An obsolete document printed in the 1700's on hemp paper, establishing a new democracy and forming the basis for our current government. Well written piece but the Homeland Security Act has rendered it ineffective for protecting US citizens from illegal searches and seizures by our own police and military, under the guise of terrorist hunting.

Your property may be entered, searched and items removed without a warrant to do so, no notice the authorities were there or any written inventory of any items they may have taken.

US Constitution by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

9-11 

1) The day that the United States government finally topped the Kennedy assasination in scale of lies it has the ability to sell to it's own citizens, in order to get funding and backing for a war we didn't need against a people who did nothing to merit the invasion in the first place.

see- illuminati, NWO, Martial law, fucked.

9-11 by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

%@#& 

This combination of symbols in a chain like this indicates that a curse word had been used in the dialog of a comic book or cartoon to keep the children from seeing or hearing such talk.

Why that stupid mother %@&$*!, should have known better than to %@&$ with me.

%@#& by jrh5356 April 14, 2005