38 definitions by jrh5356

dazed glonut

1) In the methamphetamine culture it is any of the female sex who would stay spun for longer than they were really capable of, coherently anyway, and they would begin allowing their imaginations to take over for common sense. Examples would include watching out of windows for the invisible people outside, suddenly thinking everyone else around them are making inside jokes about whatever guilt they have in themselves, or just tweaking too hard.

Most females and many males shouldn't be permitted to stay awake for more than 24 hours at a time.

by jrh5356 April 20, 2005

United States Government

1) World police, Global Busybodies, Modern Day Crusaders of Democracy,
2) Author of the 9-11 "terrorist" act on the World Trade Center, the biggest lie ever sold.
3) The instigator of the wars in every Middle East country invaded since 9-11
4)War criminals that have gotten away with murder, literally, on a scale so grand it makes the mind wobble.

Once the US Government comes (invades) to your country, they'll never leave.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

god's gift

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.

Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.

by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

sprank

1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.

Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.

by jrh5356 April 23, 2005

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.

see also- Dirty sanchez, strawberry short cake and Abe Lincol

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

recreational pharmaceutical

1) Any illegal or controlled substance, prescription or manufactured, bought for the purpose of altering ones mood, or reality, at great risk of personal health and freedom.

methamphetamine, cocaine, marijuana, extasy, LSD, and the list goes on.

by jrh5356 April 18, 2005

manchowder

1) The semenal ejaculate out of the male human penis, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. Said to have it's taste affected by the male's diet.

Stan, your manchowder is tasting a little too much like garlic.

by jrh5356 April 23, 2005