jrh5356's definitions

recreational pharmaceutical

1) Any illegal or controlled substance, prescription or manufactured, bought for the purpose of altering ones mood, or reality, at great risk of personal health and freedom.

methamphetamine, cocaine, marijuana, extasy, LSD, and the list goes on.

by jrh5356 April 18, 2005

420

1) It was mistakenly reported that there were 420 atoms in one molecule of the tetrahydrocannabinol, and later found to be incorrect, but not until the drug culture had adopted the number as a code for marijuana.


source - High Times magazine

Hey it's 4:19, you got a minute?

by jrh5356 April 18, 2005

stupidity

1) It is one of nature's many genetic filtration methods, along with bravery, curiosity, carelessness, as well as bad luck, and fate. The human species is better off when the filters clean out the carrier before the gene can be passed on to another generation.
2) The most abundant element in the known universe, followed by carbon.
3) A condition most deny having until witnessed demonstrating the affliction in view of others,

That sunami off Indonesia was God's way of emptying the trash, even the animals were smart enough to head for higher ground, but look how many stupidity gene donors were wiped out.

by jrh5356 April 16, 2005

donkey punch

1) While engaged in the act of copulation in the canine position or doggy style, and the male (or female with a strap on dildo)in the rear position senses that their partner (what ever their sex) is achieving a climax, the rear partner will strike, with less than lethal force, the back of the head of the partner in front, giving added intensity of the mind boggling climax, and usually ending an other wise dangerous relationship.

I heard he caused his divorce by Donkey Punching his ol' lady.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

glom

1) A needy emotional person, usually estranged from their familiar pairing for what ever reason, yet trying with embarrassing futility to remain attached to that soon to be ex partner, resulting in any of a variety of conclusions.

She's so sickening to watch glom all over him.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

seven mary three

1)Noun, A popular band in the late nineties who took the idea for the band's name from the popular 70's series "CHIPS", as 7Mary3&4 were John and Ponch's call letters as motorcycle highway patrol officers in southern california.

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by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

ankle

1)adj.- The insulting term used to indicate the lowest of femalelife forms, usually human, inferring that she is two feet lower than a cunt, or at ankle level.

My cunt of a girlfriend has sunken lower than an ankle.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005