recreational pharmacist

1) An experienced and establshed distributor of controlled substances, not to be confused with a pusher, they have a more mature clientel that realize the importance of discretion, and difficulty in replacing a righteous connection.
2) A drug dealer
Never sell to children, or within 1000 feet of any school, and never sell to strangers.
by jrh5356 April 20, 2005
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%s

1)In typing and typeset the symbol in question is the percent sign and when followed by lower case s, as if attached, indicates that it represents multiple percents
$s divided hours equals what %s?
by jrh5356 April 16, 2005
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dazed glonut

1) In the methamphetamine culture it is any of the female sex who would stay spun for longer than they were really capable of, coherently anyway, and they would begin allowing their imaginations to take over for common sense. Examples would include watching out of windows for the invisible people outside, suddenly thinking everyone else around them are making inside jokes about whatever guilt they have in themselves, or just tweaking too hard.
Most females and many males shouldn't be permitted to stay awake for more than 24 hours at a time.
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United States Government

1) World police, Global Busybodies, Modern Day Crusaders of Democracy,
2) Author of the 9-11 "terrorist" act on the World Trade Center, the biggest lie ever sold.
3) The instigator of the wars in every Middle East country invaded since 9-11
4)War criminals that have gotten away with murder, literally, on a scale so grand it makes the mind wobble.
Once the US Government comes (invades) to your country, they'll never leave.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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god's gift

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.
Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.
by jrh5356 April 24, 2005
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1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.
by jrh5356 April 22, 2005
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pugknucker pole

1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.
I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.
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