jrh5356's definitions

booger bar

1)n.A term used in Oklahoma to refer to a bar that has exotic or topless dancers, in which booger refers to the vagina

Let's go get drunk down at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

dazed glonut

1) In the methamphetamine culture it is any of the female sex who would stay spun for longer than they were really capable of, coherently anyway, and they would begin allowing their imaginations to take over for common sense. Examples would include watching out of windows for the invisible people outside, suddenly thinking everyone else around them are making inside jokes about whatever guilt they have in themselves, or just tweaking too hard.

Most females and many males shouldn't be permitted to stay awake for more than 24 hours at a time.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

sprank

1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.

Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.

by jrh5356 April 23, 2005

god's gift

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.

Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.

by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

YUPPIES

1) An out dated acronymn used in the 80's and early 90's that meant: Yes Under Peer Pressure I Eat Shit. It indicated that there were brown nosers on the way up the chain of seniority in a corporation career

Yuppies brown nose their way up the corporate ladder.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

%@#&

This combination of symbols in a chain like this indicates that a curse word had been used in the dialog of a comic book or cartoon to keep the children from seeing or hearing such talk.

Why that stupid mother %@&$*!, should have known better than to %@&$ with me.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

female

1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,

Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005