homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.
see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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YCHJCYAQFTJ

1) An acronymn usually found posted over the bar in many neighborhood drinking establishments that translates to mean-
"Your Curiosity Has Just Cost You A Quarter For The Jukebox" and works to keep the music playing on the jukebox.
Another acronymn used to trick people into asking silly questions.
by jrh5356 April 24, 2005
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boob tube

1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"
Turn that boob tube off and do your homework!
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
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