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Phonication

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....
Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night
by JPnEB May 28, 2009
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Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...
Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
by JPnEB April 2, 2010
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Wi-Filcher

A person who sponges off someone else's wireless network because they are too damn cheap to pay for their own.
Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...
by JPnEB June 2, 2009
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Hairy Potter

a very hirsute female with hair all over her body
You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...
by JPnEB May 24, 2008
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Sneaky Pete

While having safe sex, the male withdraws and re-enters quickly, stripping the condom off in the process and going back in bareback
Melissa and I were doing it the other night and when she wasn't paying attention I pulled a Sneaky Pete on her
by JPnEB August 23, 2008
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chunk spelunker

One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...
Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...
by JPnEB May 28, 2008
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Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises
Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me
by JPnEB August 24, 2008
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