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taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...
Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...
Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
by JPnEB April 2, 2010
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Get the Phonication mug.A person who sponges off someone else's wireless network because they are too damn cheap to pay for their own.
Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...
by JPnEB June 2, 2009
Get the Wi-Filcher mug.After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...
When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...
by JPnEB March 31, 2009
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by JPnEB February 16, 2009
Get the textraneous mug.You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...
by JPnEB May 24, 2008
Get the Hairy Potter mug.Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole
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