jpg3's definitions

holidazed

To become dazed and confused by the excessive displays, advertisements, etc. of any holiday.

Nowadays its getting hard to avoid being holidazed.

by jpg3 November 23, 2013

ftft

forgot to flush turds

After inviting the hot chick he just met at a party back to his pad for the night, she asked to use his toilet to freshen up. While she is in there he suddenly remembers leaving in a hurry earlier and in his haste ftft.

by jpg3 March 31, 2015

brainchow

What zombies eat.

The zombies attacked some survivors and got their fill of brainchow.

by jpg3 October 20, 2011

showerdue

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

by jpg3 November 16, 2011

close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011

sir-rejection

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.

While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."

by jpg3 April 12, 2014

What about me ?

Said by those individuals that feel left out of something or by someone unincluded in the plans made by others.

As the older couple made plans for the honeymoon they never had after getting married, because all of their time, money and effort had been spent raising kids, the conversation was overheard by the now adult last child still living at home whom asked, What about me ?

by jpg3 November 10, 2011