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do everythin', get nothin'

Individuals whom do things, ie; work, chores, charity, etc. yet receive nothing in return.

Some people expect to get what they want and do nothing to earn it while others do everythin', get nothin'.

by jpg3 September 7, 2014

holidazed

To become dazed and confused by the excessive displays, advertisements, etc. of any holiday.

Nowadays its getting hard to avoid being holidazed.

by jpg3 November 23, 2013

o'weener

An o'weener is anyone over eighteen that goes around trick or treating. Parents or guardians escorting their little angels, demons, monsters, etc. are understandable but not adults without kids.

DING DONG, TRICK OR TREAT, door opens and the expected little goblins, witches and ghoulies are not there, instead its an o'weener.

by jpg3 October 16, 2011

ftft

forgot to flush turds

After inviting the hot chick he just met at a party back to his pad for the night, she asked to use his toilet to freshen up. While she is in there he suddenly remembers leaving in a hurry earlier and in his haste ftft.

by jpg3 March 31, 2015

sir-rejection

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.

While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."

by jpg3 April 12, 2014

close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011

swimmerseye

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.

After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.

by jpg3 December 27, 2010