Definitions by jpg3

obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

obesecheese by jpg3 July 24, 2011

monkeytoes 

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.

She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.

monkeytoes by jpg3 July 22, 2011

Teendumb 

After turning of legal age and having to deal with adult situations like working and paying bills, ie: living in the real world, all the teenage drama and petty crisis seem dumb.

Teendumb fades away once you become an adult.

Teendumb by jpg3 July 20, 2011

thumbfucked 

To get a thumbs down vote on urban dictionary.

Someone just thumbfucked me on urban dictionary.

thumbfucked by jpg3 July 17, 2011

abudanza 

Italian word used to describe abundance.

Mama Mia yelled to everyone at the dinner table, " abudanza", eat, eat.

abudanza by jpg3 July 15, 2011

cracker 

A name given to the original cowboy's who were actually from Florida, it is derived from the sound of the whip they use while rounding up cattle. To them the nickname is a compliment not an insult.

The cracker drove his herd of cattle to a greener pasture.

cracker by jpg3 July 11, 2011

MASS-HOLES 

What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts.

One Mainer says to another, " Those MASS-HOLES are everywhere !"

MASS-HOLES by jpg3 July 9, 2011