jpg3's definitions

fuckfactor

The rating system used to judge if someone is or isn't fuckable.

When someone is sexually interested in somebody else the fuckfactor comes into play.

by jpg3 November 21, 2011

fucking twit

An imbecile beyond belief, to stupid to do everything and anything.

OMG some fucking twit put an unopened can of ravioli in the microwave and turned it on.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

new fears eve

On new years eve most people desire better futures but some individuals have thoughts about what unimaginable new fears could occur.

At the new fears eve party all the doubters tried drinking away their nightmares.

by jpg3 December 29, 2012

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

by jpg3 August 28, 2010

thumbfucked

To get a thumbs down vote on urban dictionary.

Someone just thumbfucked me on urban dictionary.

by jpg3 July 17, 2011

cop-phobia

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.

As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.

by jpg3 September 16, 2015

F-factor

The Friend-factor is used to calculate the degree of friendship one is rated at when figuring out how much times going to be spent with each known individual.

Being that so much time was spent with friend A, buddy B used the F-factor to estimate the precise amount that would be appropriate to share with friend C.

by jpg3 November 1, 2011