Definitions by jpg3

state twerper 

Any state trooper thats an asshole.

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.

state twerper by jpg3 August 14, 2011

TRUST 

TRUST is what you expect from people close to you, give everyone you know a lighter , now cover yourself in gasoline...

Do you TRUST the people close to you ?

TRUST by jpg3 August 6, 2011

the funny bunch

Those fucking crazy relatives the rest of the family don't want anything to do with.

During the family reunion everyone stopped and stared at a convoy of vehicles rolling to a stop and in the stunned silence a collective gasp of terror was heard from all because the funny bunch had arrived.

the funny bunch by jpg3 July 31, 2011

grannylane 

The right lane of any roadway having more than one going in the same direction is designated as the slower driver lane and is intended for drivers that are not in a hurry and want to do the posted speed limit or are exiting the roadway and need to reduce speed while getting off at the ramp or are unsure of where they are and need to drive slow as they look for signs.

Some drivers need to keep up with the flow of traffic or they should stay in the grannylane.

grannylane by jpg3 July 30, 2011

fastlanefuck 

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.

It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.

fastlanefuck by jpg3 July 30, 2011

BTY syndrome 

Better Than You syndrome is a mental attitude disorder that occurs when certain individuals believe other human beings are beneath them.

We all meet some fucking asshole thats got BTY syndrome.

BTY syndrome by jpg3 July 24, 2011

thumbtard 

A fucking moron that repeatedly votes down the same words by another urban dictionary author.

A thumbtard will repeatedly vote down the same definitions of specific urban dictionary author's.

thumbtard by jpg3 July 24, 2011