jpg3's definitions

ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.

Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.

by jpg3 October 26, 2013

O.M.A.

Oh My Allah, what a muslim says. A variation of O.M.G., Oh My God.

Akmed screamed " O.M.A." as he suddenly found himself amid thousands of christians.

by jpg3 January 7, 2012

ebola gay

Like the bomber plane named Enola Gay used to transport an atom bomb that killed thousands, this individual in power helped bring the ebola virus to america.

People started pointing fingers at the ebola gay after america became infected.

by jpg3 October 11, 2014

hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

by jpg3 October 8, 2011

galactic gash

Any fuckable pussy found in outerspace, humanoid or alien.

Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.

by jpg3 April 5, 2011

NOT-A-FINGER

What someone says to somebody else when somethings not to be touched.

The old man hollered NOT-A-FINGER at the kid's because he didn't want them touching anything.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

by jpg3 August 30, 2011