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The thing constantly said by a teenager once they get their learner permit for a drivers license. Usually repeated numerous times in any given day and mostly when the parents announce having to go someplace for something.
Mom to dad," I have to go pick up Jr., need anything ?"
Teenage daughter grabs keys and says," I'm driving."
Teenage daughter grabs keys and says," I'm driving."
by jpg3 September 28, 2010
Get the I'm drivingmug. by jpg3 February 1, 2015
Get the shitting Irishmug. Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."
by jpg3 July 7, 2011
Get the meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloafmug. Felines that breed rapidly and over populate an area. Like cockroaches they are to many in one place.
by jpg3 January 10, 2013
Get the catroachesmug. One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
by jpg3 November 25, 2011
Get the socktardedmug. Any woman in a relationship (usually marriage) with a man having one or more children from his last partnership. As far as getting along with dads new mate some step-kid's do and some step-kid's don't. Bottom line is that this woman wants to be with the guy so much that she is willing to step-up to the situation.
A group of young-adult's are having a discussion about their parent's and one says " You guy's who's folk's are still together are fuckin' lucky...my step-mom is a BYATCH, always acting like my mom and shit." Someone else says, " My step-mom is awesome, she don't make me do nuthin' and I ain't neva' seen my dad happier."
by jpg3 May 30, 2011
Get the step-mommug. A step parent, either male or female, whom weds someone that has children from a prior failed relationship. The "stepsucker" provides shelter, clothing, food, financial support, stability, etc., etc. to stepchildren that always take yet do not give and are more than willing to live off of someone they resent and have no respect for. The "stepsucker" is permitted the obligation of having to help raise the children but are not allowed to discipline them. Any step parent that is called dad or mom by loving appreciative children is exempt from this definition.
After opening the big expensive presents and tossing the wrapping paper onto the floor the children were asked by their step parent to please pick up the trash and put it in the bin to which the step children replied, " You can't tell us what to do your not our real parent, your just the stepsucker, LOL"
by jpg3 August 9, 2010
Get the stepsuckermug.