jpg3's definitions

TRUST

TRUST is what you expect from people close to you, give everyone you know a lighter , now cover yourself in gasoline...

Do you TRUST the people close to you ?

by jpg3 August 6, 2011

ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.

The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.

by jpg3 September 27, 2014

GLOCKCOMA

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

by jpg3 January 29, 2011

Liewish

The act of telling a lie while at the same time wishing it were true.

When asked if they got the promotion at work the individual responded with a liewish and said yes.

by jpg3 November 15, 2011

copstapo

Any law-enforcement body that ignores peoples constitutional rights.

The innocent family was sleeping peacefully when their home was raided by the copstapo who were at the wrong address.

by jpg3 September 22, 2013

Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss

The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.

The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL

by jpg3 September 14, 2010

privacy pirate

Individuals that invade other's privacy but expect to enjoy they're own.

After becoming legal age some young adults will get a place of their own and want to be self sufficient but others refuse to leave the parents home and turn into privacy pirates.

by jpg3 February 26, 2012