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a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
by jpatt April 9, 2007
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Volumptuous

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voluMptuous (please note the 'm')

Unlike a voluptuous chick's body which can be somewhat hot in a curvy and feminine way, the volumptuous chick is just fat and lumpy.
-She was pretty hot, in a voluptuous sort of way.
-More like voluMptuous, that girl was a fatass.
by JPatt April 17, 2006
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rockstar partying

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also known as "partying like a rockstar"

Rockstar partying is getting belligerent-wasted in a hotel room with liquor, cocaine, pot, heroin and any other drug imaginable. Rockstar partiers have sex rockstar style
Dude 1: What are you going to do after the bars close?
Dude 2: I'm gonna start rockstar partying at the hotel 'til sunrise.
Dude 1: Sweet, I'll get some blow.
by JPatt April 3, 2006
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painthetic

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an situation or event that is both painful and pathetic simultaneously
guy 1: Dude, you're begging for her back after SHE cheated on YOU?
guy 2: Yeah... it's really painthetic.
by jpatt February 21, 2006
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pervertified

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Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.
by jpatt February 23, 2005
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slup

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a college slut who only gets it on with fratastic guys. generally wears designer jeans, silky tank tops, and stiletto heels.
Do her sorority sisters know how many guys that slup hooked up with at the Delt house?
by jpatt February 9, 2005
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shacky

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a noun derived from the verb shack (see defintion 1 and 4)

a shacky is never taken seriously. he or she is someone that you mess around with frequently, but feel no emotional ties to. a shacky may begin to act as your significant other and may even buy you dinner, but shackys can never ascend to the level of boyfriend/girlfriend. never. they are you shacky, and you keep them in their place.
"You spend a lot of time over at Steve's place. Is he your boyfriend?"

"Fuck no! He's just my shacky."
by jpatt February 6, 2005
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