jp's definitions

booji

Comes from the frech word bourgeois, meaning of the middle class. Is typically a derogratory term.

"Man that cell phone is booji, it doesnt even have a camera"
or damn
"That old ford of yours is booji"

by JP June 24, 2004

quake 3

A PC game the is a first person shooter, it comes from the ever popular doom.

"Hew wanna get a quake 3 game started?"

by Jp February 20, 2003

Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.

Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.

by jp April 9, 2005

chillie dog

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.

by JP October 20, 2003

university of texas

also known as tu

students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed

Full of hippies and queers

the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas

by JP January 28, 2005

ultimate frisbee

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.

We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!

by JP June 27, 2004

sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.

shut up you dirty sheep shagging bastards!

by JP March 29, 2004