jp's definitions

snoogle

To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic

My best friend and I snoogled while we watched a movie

by JP October 25, 2004

quake 3

A PC game the is a first person shooter, it comes from the ever popular doom.

"Hew wanna get a quake 3 game started?"

by Jp February 20, 2003

cum guzzeler

a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)

nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily

by jp July 6, 2003

mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

by JP November 8, 2003

booji

Comes from the frech word bourgeois, meaning of the middle class. Is typically a derogratory term.

"Man that cell phone is booji, it doesnt even have a camera"
or damn
"That old ford of yours is booji"

by JP June 24, 2004

MacGuyver

noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.

verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.

n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.

v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.

by JP November 7, 2003

Savage

1. The act of acting in a hardcore off the hizzy matter
2. No remorse or pussy shit invloved
3. Nothing can TOP SAVAGE.

We drink and smoke all night cuz we are Savage.

by Jp November 17, 2003