jp's definitions

tongan

Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.

Tongans are huge!

by JP June 17, 2004

booji

Comes from the frech word bourgeois, meaning of the middle class. Is typically a derogratory term.

"Man that cell phone is booji, it doesnt even have a camera"
or damn
"That old ford of yours is booji"

by JP June 24, 2004

ultimate frisbee

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.

We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!

by JP June 27, 2004

Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.

Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.

by JP June 27, 2004

snoogle

To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic

My best friend and I snoogled while we watched a movie

by JP October 25, 2004

comeuppance

Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."

by JP October 26, 2004

fattymcfatfat

Noun: A person/thing that eats excessive amounts of food and may or may not be obese.

The Don's obese cat Fred is a FattyMcFatFat because he simply eats far too much.

by JP November 29, 2004