Jarbitrage

The identification and exploitation of a risk free situations by means of an elaborate scheme or scam for minor financial rewards.

Rico loved the jarbitrage of buying cases of soda at the store, then selling them individually for a nickel profit each.

by JP November 26, 2003

ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

by JP May 08, 2004

AM

Ante Meridian From Latin, "Before Midday." A.M. opposed to PM, Post Meridian or after midday.

I have to wake up at 6:00 AM.

by jp February 04, 2004

Weeblelization

Your hommey, your shorty

Whats up my weebleization

by jp January 26, 2005

Perry System

A system used by federal agencies to track and indicate fiscal dates in a filing system.

According to the indicators of the Perry System this file is ready for archiving.

by JP January 06, 2005

Suckadelicious

To admire or express a liking for something or someone

This food is suckadelicious

by JP January 20, 2005

hegs wall

Laughably bad, random, or ridiculous resumes and other notes that people send into film production offices. Usually displayed on an office wall for the amusement of all.

David became highly embarassed when he saw his resume pinned up on the hegs wall next to an inmate's love letter to the child actor, a synopsis to an adult film called "Toy Story," and a picture of everyone in the office posing with a carboard cutout of Dean Cain as Superman.

by JP May 13, 2005