jp's definitions

claytheism

A religion where you make things out of clay (usually ash trays). This religion is a cover religion used to distract others from ones actual beliefs that may not be main stream (I.E. Wicca.) This is particularly useful during conversations with in-laws and other large groups of intolerant people.
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No, I am into claytheism.

by JP December 3, 2002

Preen

Bastardized form of the word Preteen--used to refer to someone who's being a teenage douchebag.

Man, that girl's acting like such a preen with her boyfriend.

by JP May 8, 2004

wHFS

One of the biggest radio stations in the DC/Metropolitan area. Launched many no-name bands into MTV stardom. Broadcasted for 36 years until it was suddenly and tragically changed into a crappy salsa station by the evil Infinity Radio corporation.

The legendary 99.1 wHFS, the TRUE alternative...

by JP January 13, 2005

baba ganoosh

this word is what u yell when u are lost in the woods or in distress. it is a drunken call to ur friends for help.

(person 1 yelling) yooo where are u guys at man???
(person 2 responds with) Baba Ganoosh!!!
(person 1) baba Ganoosh!!!

by JP January 14, 2005

thaggimp

one who is thugg, agg and a pimp

JP is thaggimp

by JP November 2, 2003

pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.

Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"

by JP January 1, 2004

university of texas

also known as tu

students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed

Full of hippies and queers

the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas

by JP January 28, 2005