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Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 9, 2005
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Crusade

What President Bush says when he forgets his scripted answer and makes an accidental allusion to the most significant form of religious imperialism of all time.
Reporter: Well Mr. Bush, what are we going to do about these terrorists?

Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade...

Reporter: *Cringe*
by JP May 1, 2004
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dub

King Tubby (real name Osbourne Ruddock; b.1949, d.1981) was the dub pioneer and remix godfather. In the 1970s Tubby's sonic science transformed the way music was made and listened to in Jamaica and around the world. Studio boffins everywhere are in his debt.
'Tubby's right, with all the Drum & Bass ting now, dem ting just start by accident, a man sing off-key, an' when you reach a dat you drop out everthing an' leave the drum, an' lick in the bass, an' cause a confusion, an' people like it...we say "Yes, Tubbs, madness the people dem like it!"' (Bunny Lee, producer/mentor, contemporary of Tubby)
by JP January 21, 2005
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cum guzzeler

a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)
nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily
by jp July 6, 2003
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nuke-a-burger

or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.
Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.
by jp February 4, 2004
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Jarbitrage

The identification and exploitation of a risk free situations by means of an elaborate scheme or scam for minor financial rewards.
Rico loved the jarbitrage of buying cases of soda at the store, then selling them individually for a nickel profit each.
by JP November 26, 2003
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windian

A white dude who is trying to be Indian.
Yo man, look at that windian hangin' with Punjab and Mahontek.
by JP December 15, 2004
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