jp's definitions

sly fox

To inconspicuously pee sideways while walking forward --- usually occurs when a bathroom is not convenient and the group refuses to wait for you.

Steve sly foxed after leaving the party and got away scott free, but Toby peed on a tire and got himself arrested.

by JP May 13, 2005

ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

by JP May 8, 2004

Jarbitrage

The identification and exploitation of a risk free situations by means of an elaborate scheme or scam for minor financial rewards.

Rico loved the jarbitrage of buying cases of soda at the store, then selling them individually for a nickel profit each.

by JP November 26, 2003

windian

A white dude who is trying to be Indian.

Yo man, look at that windian hangin' with Punjab and Mahontek.

by JP December 15, 2004

Barenaked Ladies

1) By far the coolest band in a long time. Great songwriting, great singing, great band dynamic.

2) Entertainment in a strip joint.

1) Barenaked Ladies rock my world!

2) Barenaked Ladies rock my world!

by JP May 8, 2004

Di

1) a total waste of human existence, even more so than any other possible waste of human existence.
2) a lover of the cock

Di? he LOVES the cock!

by JP November 5, 2003

necronomicon

The book that causes and Army of undead to arise which Ash totally wastes with his mad ass chain saw.

by JP May 5, 2003