jp's definitions

box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP May 13, 2005

JPirate

Noun: "amazingly awesome friend who has good taste in movies and music and will sit on your driveway with you and talk at 2/3 oclock in the morning, and who always lets you talk to her even if you dump a boatload of emotional crap that nobody else cares about on her" - Dough Kitty


See also: JP, oaojen

EX: JP hurdles like the wind.

by JP December 19, 2004

blue devil

The mascot for the best school in america, nay, the world, Duke University. Also, their outstanding basketball team is 3-time champions of the NCAA tournament.

Lets go blue devils!

by JP March 19, 2005

Juntti

A.K.A. Redneck. Slang. Finnish language equivalent for Redneck. noun or verb

Your shirt is so Juntti

by JP July 16, 2003

runt bag

A vagina that smells like runts

Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?

by jp January 14, 2004

dough kitty

Noun: A young kittenish man from Kansas of German descent. Likes playing Halo and watching crazy movies with JP.

EX: Look at Dough Kitty pole vault. What a stud.

by JP December 19, 2004

PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.

Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.

by JP February 1, 2005