necronomicon

The book that causes and Army of undead to arise which Ash totally wastes with his mad ass chain saw.

by JP May 05, 2003

poes

Origin: Afrikaans slang term for woman's vagina; can be used very effectively when slagging anyone off

He is such a hairy poes

by JP January 21, 2005

GASTFU

The word GASTFU is and acronym for the newly-developed phrase "Gay Animal, Shut The Fuck Up" Used mainly by the highly sophisticated persons. :)

"GASTFU!!!" yelled the pissed schoolkid at his annoying teacher.

by JP December 06, 2004

fattymcfatfat

Noun: A person/thing that eats excessive amounts of food and may or may not be obese.

The Don's obese cat Fred is a FattyMcFatFat because he simply eats far too much.

by JP November 30, 2004

beam me up

A way to say that you have made a final statement, rather than saying such as "fuck you" or "skippity bop pow", or "it's over, it's a scratch" Right Steve?

"I am not going to mow the lawn. Beam me up!"

by JP January 09, 2004

ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.

'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"

by jp January 22, 2005

the other

Slang for cocaine. its not weed, its the other...

'he was chillin with the other too much and turned all shady'

by jp January 22, 2005