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One of the best underground hip hop producers who makes mellow beats with a Jazzy twist. It’s a must to hear him.
Earl: Hey you got some really chill beats right there! Who’s that by any chance? You getting a 5 star rating from me.
Uber Driver: Oh that’s some hip hop producer called El Jazzy Chavo. I play his beats all the time as I drive. Glad you like it my friend.
Uber Driver: Oh that’s some hip hop producer called El Jazzy Chavo. I play his beats all the time as I drive. Glad you like it my friend.
by joshwua915 May 10, 2021
Get the El Jazzy Chavomug. Going online copying photos claiming they are original, and yours then posting them on social sites to get people to give you likes or comments.
Went on instagram to admire the photo a follower and thought it was original, then I found it on google photos so I commented it was a big NETPIC
by joshwua915 March 15, 2017
Get the Netpicmug. Ramon: Hey dude your girl some big chichis! You so lucky to have those big chichotas in your face!
Josh: Yea man but the only thing that sucks is buying those big Chicheros (Bras) for her she uses those huge DD cups.
Josh: Yea man but the only thing that sucks is buying those big Chicheros (Bras) for her she uses those huge DD cups.
by joshwua915 May 10, 2021
Get the Chicheromug. Another word for having blue balls.
by joshwua915 November 28, 2016
Get the Testiculitismug. The trade school or technical school in El Paso Texas you should never go to because they rob you, have incompetent teachers, fake awards, and give you cheap tools to work with hands on.
Steve: Hey bro I just graduated from high school, now I’m gonna be somebody when I register at Western Tech.
Rick: Ha good luck with that loser, that school is garbage just like Trump University.
Rick: Ha good luck with that loser, that school is garbage just like Trump University.
by joshwua915 January 8, 2021
Get the Western Techmug. Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down.
Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.
Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.
by joshwua915 April 27, 2022
Get the Mojonmug. Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.
Ingredients:
-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.
-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork
Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Ingredients:
-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.
-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork
Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.
Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.
Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?
Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.
Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?
Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
by joshwua915 May 11, 2021
Get the Ghetto Tamalemug.