josh's definitions

gut slice

The phrase "Gut slice" is usually followed by the words "feel the burn!" which is used when someone is in trouble or is upset. Actual meaning: "Ooh that's gotta hurt!"

Guy 1:Did you see Gary getting dumped by his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Ooh, gut slice!

by Josh May 9, 2004

pesterize

The process at which someone is being a pest.

Stop pesterizing the children!

by Josh April 24, 2005

cmq

TechVicks Husband and a super gay guy. Likes walks in the park and laying on the beach at night.

cmq is TechVicks husband. He loves to play with his drive shaft.

by Josh July 4, 2004

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

by Josh December 16, 2003

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

mutual

feeling the same way

me and my girlfriend mutually love each other

by josh February 22, 2005

gaping

when someone is doing a girl up the ass and takes it out, the big hole is her gaping ass

I did Trisha up that sweat ass of hers and it was gaping for weeks

by Josh November 22, 2004