nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log

That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.

by Josh April 06, 2005

lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 01, 2004

aces

Exclamation that expresses something as being exceedingly good.

My boss is quitting and I'm finally getting that raise.

Aces!

by Josh October 12, 2003

G.L.O.B.

Good Looking Old Bitch. Describes an older woman that is not known to be a MILF

Wow. she is hot. Dude she's a GLOB

by Josh May 22, 2004

Ford

F ourways
O n
R oadside
D ead

That damn Ford Only Runs Downhill

by Josh September 24, 2003

bum trickery

penetrative sexual intercourse of the anal variety

hey freddy, you up for some bum trickery

by Josh February 17, 2005

eiffel tower

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

Hey Matt, remember when we Eiffel towered Ruth?

by josh February 21, 2003