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Spooky Underpants

Used by the Ancient Egyptians to describe un-natural underpants movement.
"My gosh Tutankhamun, look at those terrible spooky underpants outside, they are dancing"
by Jordan June 7, 2004
mugGet the Spooky Underpantsmug.

hammy

A way of refering to ones hamstring/s.
My hammies are as sore as hell after that run.
by Jordan March 15, 2005
mugGet the hammymug.

Turd Burgular

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.
"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"
by Jordan January 4, 2004
mugGet the Turd Burgularmug.

prostitutionalize

to get pimped or pimp slaped
"I'ma prostitutionalize you bitch"
by Jordan April 21, 2004
mugGet the prostitutionalizemug.

weems

she is a weems by everyone
by jordan October 24, 2004
mugGet the weemsmug.

dsc

verb - die sucking cock (used as an insult to girls)
by jordan January 5, 2005
mugGet the dscmug.

Thom Yorke

(Noun) The eccentric ADHD mastermind behind the hit band Radiohead.
(Verb) To do something completely genius, yet socially awkward.
Use (1) as a noun:
Girl #1: Isn't Thom York the sexiest guy to come out of England?
Girl #2: He would be if he wasn't so weird.
Girl #1: Yeah.

Use (2) as a noun:

Man, Alex so just pulled a Thom York when he started flopping around in front of that huge group of people.


Use (1) as a verb:

Last night at that dance party I think I pulled a muscle because I Thom Yorked too much.

Use (2) as a verb:
Thom Yorking is dangerous in confined areas.
by Jordan May 16, 2004
mugGet the Thom Yorkemug.

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