jordan's definitions

sexify

1. To sexually Satisfy a person, place or thing.
2. To sexually Testify to something
3. To Sex somehting up

1. I sexified you all long last night.
2. I sexify to the charges in question
3. I'm gonna sexify my ride.

by Jordan December 7, 2004

Herbig

petaphile, total loser with no possible future, useless to himself and others, chester the molester.

Girls, watch out for herbig in his white van by the preschool. Dont take any candy from him.

by jordan December 8, 2003

DTFK

Dani Taylor Fat Kid incorp. meaning: a snow ball who runs around like rocky cause she's a "big kid"

1) WOW! she is DEFINITELY a DTFK!
2) did you see that DTFK roll by? i didn't know they got that big!

by Jordan March 25, 2003

luponizewer

a stupid fag who is a person who will not leave there name in a damn chatterbox and leavens rude comments

an example is the person who oputs anoymouns

by jordan January 24, 2005

lesbianage

the act of spying on lesbians

Jordan likes to take part in lesbianage.

by Jordan February 8, 2004

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

Smush

Verb; To Smush. Smushing, Smushed.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.

I was talking to this cute girl the other day and she gave me a great compliment, I couldn't stop smushing.

by Jordan June 11, 2004