jordan's definitions

dopefly

a combinnation of the words, dope and fly. it is used when something is so awsome that it cannot be called dope or fly so they are put together to explain the true greatness of what it is.

man, did you see the new mustang? it's dopefly.

by Jordan April 21, 2005

stinkbug

To grab a skateboard rail between your legs with your butt sticking out resembling a Stinkbug releasing its defencive juices.

It's weird to see a professional racer grabbin' stinkbug these days...

by Jordan June 17, 2006

money mouth

someone who loves whirlled peas and faggots

man savannah is such a money mouth

by jordan September 6, 2004

whorida

Someone in the "Dope Game"

That playas a "whorida" you need some?

by Jordan July 11, 2004

hair band

an 1980's musical band

Poison, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses

by Jordan July 14, 2004

Ninny Grannet

A ninny grannet is a slightly variated form of ninny (a simpleton or fool). While not as insulting as ninny, ninny grannet implies more fustration, sillyness and outright comic stupidity to the person its being directed.

John and I were playing Halo for X-box when he totally killed my ass with a rocket launcher. "Ninny Grannet!" I exclaimed with fustration, as I waited to respawn.

by Jordan February 29, 2004

lollerskate

One of them niggas that be running around the bend sippin on 40's like the old days.

A yo I just seen that bitch ass lollerskate down this way.

by Jordan January 17, 2004