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clow

synonym for bro, someone who wears dickes with a famous stars and stap shirt and belt with stars all along it complimented by a huge belt buckle that is highly unnecessary
man that truck is fucking clow
by jordan January 18, 2005
mugGet the clowmug.

Jeep

We have a 2002 Grand Cherokee Limited Edition. V8 4.7L. I beat my friends Mustang up to 140km/hr off the line- then the weight of the SUV kicked in and he caught and passed me.
I live in Saint John, New Brunswick and I drive too damn fast
by Jordan October 11, 2004
mugGet the Jeepmug.

bedunkadunks

did you see the bedunkadunks on that chick?
by jordan April 18, 2003
mugGet the bedunkadunksmug.

fagster

A clique of homosexual males whom tend to only associate with other cliques homosexual males.
He won't go out to that bar with you, there's too many straight folks in there, he's strictly a gay-scene fagster.
by jordan January 23, 2004
mugGet the fagstermug.

that's hefty

I have a hat the size of Montana
That's hefty.
by Jordan January 2, 2005
mugGet the that's heftymug.

kcf shredders

best fast food product known to man. Consists of shredded iceberg lettuce and cups of mayonase. Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam love kcf shredders.
by jordan December 8, 2003
mugGet the kcf shreddersmug.

Shmob

1. Cruise in an automobile
2. Leave
1. Let's shmob the new Caddy.
2. This party sucks. Let's shmob
by Jordan January 6, 2004
mugGet the Shmobmug.

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