jordan's definitions

Booger

A poorly rolled blunt.

She tried to roll the blunt in the car but due to bumps it turned out to be a booger.

by Jordan November 24, 2003

diggy

Extremely cheesy -- cheesy to the max. It can also describe a kind of sour smell that smells like a cheese tree.

"It smells diggy out here."
"That joke was so diggy."

by Jordan February 18, 2005

azorn

Another word for "Awesome

That bike is so Azorn!

by Jordan January 28, 2005

ToR

ToR, abbreviation of the latin phrase "tempus omnia revelat" which in english means time reaveals all things. ToR is used after a person's real name in their screen name. ToR symbolizes the belief in fate, letting time reaveal how one is to live/die.

Jordan ToR

by Jordan January 10, 2004

Retail rock

n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.

(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.

(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.

by Jordan August 17, 2004

cunniligus

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus

this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus

by Jordan June 15, 2004

mammalaya

a hearty stew consisting of the taxonomy mammailia stuffed, filled, basted, and ingested and filtered throught the digestive track of a whale (preferabbly sperm).

that's some chyaunt ass mammalaya

by Jordan January 20, 2004