jordan's definitions

Shamrock

(n.)Anything that is passed off as being true Rock n' Roll, but which a majority of people believe otherwise. Fig 1. Limp Bizkit. See also: Creed.

The bar was playing Creed? Now that's one kind of shamrock I don't want on St. Patrick's day.

by jordan March 17, 2005

Science Hill High School

The most racist fighting pot smoking thinking they are crunk non-virginous school. and in the middle of freakin nowhere covered in gum.

Guy: I got to science hill high school.
Girl: omg(walking away)
guy: Man, why do i have to be from such a stupid town?

by Jordan March 18, 2005

rake

to thrash or totally dominate in competition

I was raken ou there on the basketball court.

by Jordan March 22, 2005

lowbag

A gay person.

when playing the notes F-A-G on a guitar, it sounds like the notes B-A-G, just a bit lower in pitch.

"dude elliot, quit being such a lowbag and put on some real pants"

by jordan March 22, 2005

lowbagging

when a guy crams his nuts into someone elses ass. like teabagging, only in the ass.

derived from lowbag

"so i heard he was lowbagging some dude and the guy shat all over his nuts."

by jordan March 22, 2005

not at all

Meaning not in a million years.
Made popular by a certain group of students at St.Mary's College of Maryland

My friend: "You should watch Gigli, it's not as bad as everyone said"

Me:"Not at all!"

by jordan March 23, 2005

zin

An unexplainable feeling/connection between two minds that brings the two to spark an unbelievable read. They are aloud to catch each others phrases in many ironic times. To be able to finish eachothers sentences..
NEW WORLD ORDER..4zinDJzin20

"That car is going to crash.."

"..into that tree!"

(car crashes)

by JorDAN March 25, 2005