Definitions by jordan

jello biafra 

Former lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Political activist, genius. Jello for pres.!! Supposedly an asshole. Who knows...Jello IS the fucking Dead Kennedys.

Jello = pure genius!
Yum...Jello.
Damn...Jello was hot!

jello biafra by Jordan December 17, 2004

MTV 

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil

"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

MTV by Jordan December 17, 2004

invictuz 

A pathetic fatass who sits on his computer all day eating burger king and trying to tell himself to ignore all the fat comments her receives. He one day hopes to control the burger king empire, so he doed not have to pay for the 30 burgers he eats a day. One day he is to realize he has no friends and will commit suicide.

invic is one fat motha fucka

invictuz by jordan December 12, 2004

invictuz 

One extremely fat lard ass who has no goals in life except to become more and more fat. He has won the battle against anorexia, but has clearly lost the war to obesity. His goal in life is to own the burger king empire, so then he will not have to pay for his daily 30 cheeseburgers. He will one day realize how fat, ugly, and lonely he is (due to his lack of friends) and he will then commit suicide by not eating but 3 cheeseburgers in 10 hours.

Wow, invictuz is one fat lard

invictuz by jordan December 12, 2004

sexify 

1. To sexually Satisfy a person, place or thing.
2. To sexually Testify to something
3. To Sex somehting up

1. I sexified you all long last night.
2. I sexify to the charges in question
3. I'm gonna sexify my ride.

sexify by Jordan December 7, 2004

ducky 

One at which goes 5-3 with bphone in cal open central.

"Team, I belive we duckied it this season."

ducky by Jordan December 2, 2004

duncanville 

A place where MAGGIE lives. MAGGIE, just happens to be the coolest person over there in duncanville. But she keeps it cool!

Man, I wish i was as cool as MAGGIE in duncanville.

duncanville by Jordan November 25, 2004