jordan's definitions

Nasty sombraro

To shit on your partners head in the shape of a sombraro or other mexican things

"I love to eat off my nasty sombraro

by Jordan December 12, 2003

clow

synonym for bro, someone who wears dickes with a famous stars and stap shirt and belt with stars all along it complimented by a huge belt buckle that is highly unnecessary

man that truck is fucking clow

by jordan January 18, 2005

flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

by Jordan January 4, 2004

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004

juicemobile

A slap on a wet fatman's back resulting in an incredibly loud juicy noise.

He slammed his hand onto the wet skin and a ringing juicemobile could be heard across the beach.

by Jordan March 28, 2004

dekine

1 Awesome in video games (Halo2 is most common) can also be linked with "gosu".

2 A disciple of Pro4

1 You are dekine at Halo2

2 Dekine is a great swordsman

by Jordan March 3, 2005

makela

a male that pwnts teh vacuum cleaner up and down the floor every nite

why dont you makela that thing
d00d, Jordan wants to makela with you tonight

by Jordan January 25, 2005