jordan's definitions

duncanville

A place where MAGGIE lives. MAGGIE, just happens to be the coolest person over there in duncanville. But she keeps it cool!

Man, I wish i was as cool as MAGGIE in duncanville.

by Jordan November 25, 2004

Shmob

1. Cruise in an automobile
2. Leave

1. Let's shmob the new Caddy.
2. This party sucks. Let's shmob

by Jordan January 6, 2004

shoot a juice

Similar to 'shooting a deuce', but instead of pissing you shoot you Man mayo, jizz, spulge, whatever.

D00d I'd like to shoot a juice in her face

by Jordan March 1, 2003

cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

by Jordan January 11, 2004

cherry ann

small little angry elf who skips around every where. does some bad shit to anyone. does the meanest shit and acts innocent after its been done. bites, pinches, scratches, punches, slaps, kicks, throw food, spits and teases anyone and everyone.

the angry little fellatious cherry ann bit, pinched, and scratched throughout the fellatious process. she threw food, trying to tease the person who was given the fellatio.

by jordan February 4, 2005

Sinnie

Sinnie is a person who is funny, caring, pretty =), and in her spare time goes to summer school, BTT 101.

Wow, did you see Sinnie? Shes on urbandictionary because BTT 101...sucks=)!

by Jordan June 30, 2004

chi

your innerself

"Man,don't be messin' with my chi"

by Jordan April 21, 2004