jordan's definitions

patti smith

poet, musician. books include seventh heaven, witt, and the coral sea. lead singer of the patti smith group. widow of fred smith.

patti smith wrote the song "ask the angels" which the distillers covered in their self-titled first album.

by jordan February 10, 2004

howz up

howz up - greeting of friends - hello friends how are you doing today?

yo, howz up nigga?

by Jordan August 17, 2003

weems

a person that is loved greatly

she is a weems by everyone

by jordan October 24, 2004

camel toe

Whe you can see a girls pussy through her pants?

Her camel toe is hott!

by Jordan February 8, 2005

lowbagging

when a guy crams his nuts into someone elses ass. like teabagging, only in the ass.

derived from lowbag

"so i heard he was lowbagging some dude and the guy shat all over his nuts."

by jordan March 22, 2005

Foogle Mungler

1.)To become a homosexual Pedophile after violently gang banging a DILF.
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile

1.) Dude 1"Sorry dude I can't go rapewith someones Dad tonight"
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.

by Jordan February 4, 2003

sinjamin

1-Any person who is of less than desireable social value, or displays characteristics generally posessed by the aforementioned variety of people.
2-(exclamation) a saying that expresses distaste for an object or event.

1- "did you meet katie's new boyfriend?"
"yeah, that chris vokes kid? what a sinjamin"

2- "yo dude, i cant make the Bills game, I have to take my girlfrend out"
"SINJAMIN!!!"

by Jordan April 12, 2004