jordan's definitions

Grandmas pie

The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days

Every day after school grandmas would be serving grandmas pie to the neighbors

by Jordan December 12, 2003

gipped

completed, finished, or eliminated.

I can't believe I got gipped so early in the game

by Jordan October 15, 2003

prostitutionalize

to get pimped or pimp slaped

"I'ma prostitutionalize you bitch"

by Jordan April 21, 2004

beanstache

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.

Benny Mayfield. see also: Bean Mexfield

by Jordan October 26, 2004

hammy

A way of refering to ones hamstring/s.

My hammies are as sore as hell after that run.

by Jordan March 15, 2005

Spooky Underpants

Used by the Ancient Egyptians to describe un-natural underpants movement.

"My gosh Tutankhamun, look at those terrible spooky underpants outside, they are dancing"

by Jordan June 7, 2004

dsc

verb - die sucking cock (used as an insult to girls)

Blue was like "DSC BITCH!"

by jordan January 5, 2005