jono's definitions

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

spackling

when you fart and poo comes out a bit only to be re-inserted by the sphincter

stop spackling rachael its really annoying

by JONO June 16, 2004

pecker face

adj./noun A term used to in place of "dick head". A put down with more of an impact than dick head. Also pecker head.

You are such a damn pecker face, you ran over my dog!

by Jono December 13, 2003

dyke

A woman, sometimes a lesbian, who can commonly be seen with a mullet hair style. Usually belives that men are usless and have strong political views against men.

That dyke kicked those three guys' asses.

by Jono December 13, 2003

missbitter

miss - a single female, not married, not wanted

bitter - sour, ugly, see evil

missbitter - an irc user that likes to finger her anal live on webcam on irc

for an example message missbiter on irc

by Jono January 4, 2004

spack badge

another name for a disabled persons parking permit ie: spackbadge, owned by a spack, which permits them to park wherever the fuck they want, but the spack wud be betta off parking it on a cliff edge and gettin a push(if the owner is a retard)

derek:oy, uve left ur spackbadge in my car!!! fukin or8 this, park where i fukin want!
owner of spackbadge ie the spack:wen ur bak down my way, i want it bak!
derek:fuck off ya spack

by jono January 6, 2004

doon

a vagina

thats one hairy doon

by jono February 6, 2004