jonathan's definitions

metrosexual

a guy who fakes being gay

bob:ace is such a fag
jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
gary:hes a metrosexual, bob

by jonathan February 23, 2004

Blue Screen of Death

A blue screen that pops up when using Windows.

I got a Blue Screen of Death, so I upgraded to XP. Now it restarts my PC for me!

by Jonathan July 12, 2004

air force ones

shoes worn by us because ya'll can't rock them right

Only crunk niggas wear them

by JONATHAN April 28, 2004

The TU Plastics

skanky blonde Trojan cheerleaders, refuse to walk anywhere, all hook up with the same people and practice on each other, suck at cheerleading and only do it to get some ass, which they do on a regular basis b.c they are all WHORES!

Ashley, Mandy, Lindsay, Jenny

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 11, 2003

Nobo

the art of being a total dumbass one who knows nothing about anything

Nicholas you stupid nobo

by Jonathan March 28, 2005

slant

an asian girl's pu-nanny

I got some slant from lucy liu

by jonathan February 24, 2005