jonathan's definitions

tubbylard

As wisey (q.v) only on a more regular basis

my missus was up all night tubbylarding

by Jonathan September 10, 2003

desert

commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.

I need a powerful handgun so I will buy a Desert to smoke them fools at my smoke.

by jonathan May 1, 2004

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

Pooya-Pooya

Verb: To increase to or surpass the set speed limit on a highway or road.

You need to "Pooya-Pooya!"

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

hoose

term used for sound effects.

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"

by Jonathan June 19, 2006

binghamton

An overpopulated truck stop.

I go to Binghamton University.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

icite

Word used by quebeckers. Bastardization of "ici".

Icite chu chez nous.

by Jonathan January 28, 2004