silverhootowl

A silverhootowl is a game old bird, mostly found in the backwoods of Missouri. They are known for their distinctive call. The only way to catch them is to clamp down on their muffler, which stops them dragging on the road. They have been seen as far afield as California and they fly to Hot Springs once a year for hibernation purposes.
Wow! Was that a silverhootowl that he saw? Yes it was, the distinctive muffler could be seen.
by Jonathan June 22, 2004
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Coldi

It is "Coldi" out here. That drink is "Coldi."
by Jonathan December 01, 2003
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cojones

Spanish word meaining your nads; Your manhood; Your balls.
Do you have BIG cojones mang? (from GTA Vice City)
by jonathan March 10, 2003
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metro sexual

Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.
That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual.
by Jonathan December 01, 2004
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gamongamous

big nice firm butt, with perfect se off big breast, nice thighs and a great figure
see that girl right there, she is gumongamous
by Jonathan September 12, 2003
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Father's day

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"
by Jonathan December 10, 2003
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I'm real

Maintaing, or the appearance of maintaining one's sense of self and identity in this age of culture commodification and tasteless pop fads that change faster than a traffic light on speed.
Man, I'm not gonna try to look like those Abercrombie fools, I'm real.
by Jonathan October 02, 2003
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