8 definitions by jonah

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stands for CrondalL, also CL CRU...its just a black place 2 b...nah wat i mean.

a game of skill, played with 2 corks (or corx). the corx are dropped horizontaly on a hard flat surface with the aim to stand them on end. 1 point is gained for landing small side up, 2 points for small side down. many variations exist but usually 2 people play to 21 points. the game incorages hand/eye coordination and improves your zen.

1. something that is bollocks, ie must be untrue. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist.
2. something that seems very untrue but is in fact true. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist but later had to amit did exist.

from martyr - some one who dies for their relgion. in generally this takes a lot of effort, so martyred comes to mean bothered. ie i cant be marthyred - its not worth dying for so i wont do it.

from the french meaning jew, comes to mean a greeting used by gd friends, both semitic and other wise. normally used with the prefix ahh. if you are called juif do not b offended for it as it is a great honour.