juif 

The term "juif" is the French word for Jew or Jewish.

In certain parts of Northern Ontario, Canada, the term "juif" can also be a slang word. Although anti-semetism is very low in this region, as the Jewish population is very low, the slang word arose in the 1990's in these parts to mean to "rip off" or can be used to jokingly call your friend a fukker.

"T'a juifé mon feu, juif." You stole my lighter fukker.

juif by rrribit October 27, 2007

juif 

from the french meaning jew, comes to mean a greeting used by gd friends, both semitic and other wise. normally used with the prefix ahh. if you are called juif do not b offended for it as it is a great honour.

"ahh juif" exclaimd jonah
"ahh juif" came the reply from lewis
"two hundred?" said phone dude
"not now" uttered jonah and lewis in unision

juif by jonah April 21, 2005

juif 

Besides meaning a good friend, Juif is also a fruit drink often consumed at parties by big kids. In the year 2003, records show over 3 cans of juif were consumed in the UK.

Many people are against the idea of Juif, because it reminds them of the days when Juice was readily available.

Linnel: Weeeeeeel, I'm glad we got that straight.
Flans: Hey John
Linnel: Yeah
Flans: I need some Juif
Linnel: I got some Juif
Flans: Well lets go to your house
Linnel: ok.. I'll meet you overthere
Flans: ok.............D is for drums, D is for Druuuuuums...

juif by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn April 23, 2005

juif 

A Juif is a term that was created around 1970-1985 used mostly amoung Russian Poets who had assimilated into the land now known as Hazbeckistanian.

It is a term which describes a man which carries Matzah around the house with him, for what appears to be no apparent reason. He may also carry books which tell tales of a journey from Egypy.

In 1980 there was the world's first gathering/brunch of Juif's, it is now an anual event, world wide.

1)"Put those books down and come to bed, you juif! could you also pass me that envelope?"

2)"Western cultures evelove, unlike the plate of a Juif"

3)"Reading is what compleats my strenuous day of carrying this Matzah" -Suzie Gold (the movie star)

juif by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn April 28, 2005

Weef / Juif 

French pronounciation for the word 'Juif', meaning someone whom comes from a Jewish background or ancestry.

Je suis Juif. (Juh swee Weef / Juif)
I am a Jew/am Jewish.
Ils sont Juifs. (EEL SONt Weef / Juif)
They are Jews/Jewish.

Weef / Juif by Fenumbra February 18, 2024

Juifoeuf 

The French term for a jewish egg. or someone who acts in a silly and innapropriate manor.

Ha ! You're such a juifoeuf

Juifoeuf by EJewegg February 13, 2010

El Juifo 

A jew found in central and south America.(typically in Mexico)

-Gosh, wallet was stolen....
-It probably was an El Juifo, this place is known for their large population.

El Juifo by ng-zerklapper23 May 15, 2019