jon's definitions

melodic

1. a term denoting the use of melody in a song. Also soothing or "soft" noises in a song.
2. term bands will relentlessly use to definie their new record.
3. Prefix added to several types of aggressive music

1. Have you heard the new Poison The Well Record? It's so Melodic!
2. "yeah our new record is alot like our last one, cept its heavier and more melodic.
3. Melodic-hardcore, Melodic-punk, etc.

by Jon December 24, 2003

mallpunk

See also: mallcore. Someone who dresses "punk"(usually all black, with studs and chains, died black hair) but listens to crappy bands like Simple Plan, New Found Glory, and other Mallcore bands. This person usually has no idea why they dress this way other than it goes against "the man" and is the way they saw a REAL punker dress. Also thinks they are punk because they listen to Green Day, and usually has no idea who Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols, or Black Flag are. Hangs out at the mall, where they only shop at Hot Topic.

You guys see that Mallpunk over there? I bet he likes to bump the new Good Charlotte record in his mom's minivan.

by Jon December 24, 2003

moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".

you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off

by Jon December 24, 2003

G.R.I.T.S.

Girls Raised in The South
A Female raised in the southern part of the US

a female raised in Tennasee

by Jon December 24, 2003

gug

A generous and loving mother-in-law and/or grandmother

(Question) "Hey kids, wanna go over to Gug's house?" (Answer) "Yipee!"

by Jon December 25, 2003

sweats

Expression of mild exasperation with regard to an incident of some minor but unwanted personal consequence.

That sweats.

by Jon December 26, 2003

god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

by Jon December 26, 2003