jon's definitions

junk

junk is when something is extremely horrible

dude that stuff is junk

by jon May 13, 2005

The San Andreas Fault

My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.

Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.

by Jon March 15, 2005

Conan O'Brien

The FUNNIEST man alive.

Late Night With Conan O’Brien Rocks!!!

by Jon March 15, 2005

Saturn

The BEST Cars Around.

Whoever Says Saturn Cars Aren’t Cool Must Drive A Piece Of Crap Ford.

by Jon March 15, 2005

Dell

Dell Computers Are As Reliable As Fords, George Bush And Cable TV/Internet.

1. I would buy a Dell, but I think its a sin.

2. Simple, Buy An HP!

by Jon March 15, 2005

gobeil

a dumb ass kid who is a asshole

Jon you Are such a gobeil

by jon March 17, 2005

Joy

Oh great; ah man; rats; not again. Sarcastic expression of the joy NOT going to be felt after the implementation or description of the ensuing expression.

Oh joy, looks like we have more assignments to do before Thursday.

by Jon May 13, 2005