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1337

1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.

"l>00l> 1 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!"
"Dude I am so Leet(Elite)"

by Jon July 23, 2006

thingthing

word used to describe stuff, another word like uh, eh, um, or stuff

yeah, and he picked up the thingthing and broke it...

by Jon March 10, 2005

Grubby

A fictional character created by the famous cartoonist J. Ashton

Grubby and Mick (the sidekick) faught heroicly.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Geddy

The god-like bass player and freakishly high singer of one of Rock and Rolls greatest bands ever, Rush

Damn, Geddys voice is up the shizzle

by Jon May 13, 2005

dwatle

To probe using ones finger

I had to dwatle my ass for some corn

by jon March 11, 2005

asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.

Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"

by Jon March 13, 2005

Fuck California

The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.

Fuck California and all of its lies.

by Jon March 14, 2005