johnny d's definitions

Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.

They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.

by Johnny D September 22, 2021

Thin

A story or an idea that doesn't hold much water

that dudes story was pretty thin yo!

by johnny d January 10, 2005

Kenny Loggins Hot

This is a term used to describe extremely hot temperatures, usually anything above 100 degrees farenheit. In the 80's, Kenny and his band came out with the song "The Heat is On...On the street"

Dude, It's like Kenny Loggins hot out today!

by Johnny D June 21, 2006

Indy Face

Indy Face is a condition that arises from the age old practice of inbreeding in midwestern families. The inbreeding, a strict no-no both biologically and morally, causes facial distortions in offspring of brothers and sisters, dad's and daughters that have "done the nasty." Inbred offspring have very distinct, warped facial features not unlike those with down's syndrome. I see a lot of these kinds of people when I visit the midwest annually, mostly at car shows in Indiana.

We were at the car show the other day and saw this family walking around together. Their kid had a major league case of "Indy Face."

by Johnny D February 7, 2006

reach- around

when two gay men are facing in one direction and the guy behind reaches around and jerks off the guy in front of him

the selfish gay man failed to give a reach- around to his partner

by Johnny D April 5, 2005

cyphernetick

Beautiful Young lady, princess.

Tammy Huynh.

by johnny d October 4, 2003

Quitters

Large, bulky, unattractive cotton panties. They are called quitters because when a young man reaches up a young woman's skirt to peel off her panties and stumbles upon these large, bukly, ugly panties, he "quits" his attempt to score a feel.

Dude...Jenny wears quitters. How lame is that?

by Johnny D April 18, 2005