bogging

smelly, rotten, horrible etc. Derived from "bog", slang word for toilet

The place was bogging.
This food is bogging.

by johnny September 15, 2003

pantsgeif

a russian that wers big read pants (of the knicker vaiety, mot trowsers)

he is such a bloody pantsgeif

by johnny November 23, 2003

Beasters

Weed grown in Cananda (not shitty weed). The word is a hippie term coming from BC buds or weed grown in British columbia. Hence the word Beaster.

by Johnny January 29, 2003

pussywhomp

originating in Bellville Texas by Johnny Woehst, "pussywhomp" was a term used to describe emokids. It can also be used to describe anything else that retains the qualitys of a person that is both a pussy and a whomp.

Russell: Damn John, what do you have against emokids?
John: They are a bunch of fuckin pussywhomps.

by Johnny March 15, 2005

shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 20, 2003

firm delicious

1. adj. meaning better than the best, originally used to describe eating an uncooked gas station burrito
2. the name of a band that existed between 2002-2004 in central Illinois

"Man, I saw the Quannum tour last weekend. That shit was the firm delicous!"

by Johnny April 22, 2004