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Definitions by johnny

1.) a power hungry peron

2.) One in a position of great authority, but not complete authority, so as to make backhanded insults at those he feels are below him, while keeping his tone at a safe level so as not to upset those in real power.

3.) Uneccessary snootiness or egotcentricity.
"Wow man, Jerry may be the boss' secretary, but he's a real Garva when it comes to TPS reports."
Garva by Johnny April 14, 2006

Forget-Me-Now 

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam
To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now
Forget-Me-Now by Johnny October 16, 2005

white tornado 

Solo dance move invented by two members of the Western Michigan University Lacrosse team.
To perform: cross hands, hold hands 4-6 inches above head, spin hands around head while spinning on dance floor.
I wanted to impress this babe so I broke out the white tornado.
white tornado by Johnny October 7, 2005

12 mile high 

Other name for Macomb Community College in Warren, MI. Where dropouts and the less intelligent go to college when they can't get in anywhere else.
That pothead will end up at 12 mile high.
12 mile high by Johnny October 7, 2005
Johnny had a rsh the other day before he met up with Sarah.
rsh by Johnny May 13, 2005
the things people say in front of people wen sumone died. u tell people the good things about a person who past away. then u start cryin wen u say it and u make everybudy who listens to it cry.
my frend past away last nite. he was a good person. he never cussed and he never did anythin to hurt anybudy. all he cud do was laf and be happy and make others happy.
eulogy by johnny May 13, 2005
A poorly organized company. An example in infficiency.
The employee worked for a wsi
wsi by johnny May 13, 2005