johnny's definitions

a pipe

An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.

You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe

by Johnny July 23, 2003

Mullet

The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.

Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!

by Johnny July 9, 2004

ganges

The term ganges has it's roots in Dothan,AL. The term is one of many used in the place of 'marijuana'.

"Let's smoke some ganges."
"We're about out of ganges."
"So you're going to start selling ganges?"

by Johnny November 3, 2004

haus

someone who is cocky, big and strong

mickey is gay!

by johnny June 1, 2004

shitspoon face

Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit.

Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good.

by Johnny April 22, 2004

flying yamaguchi

The act in which a man jumps off an object higher than the spot where the woman is lying and lands with his penis directly inserting into her vagina. If it is a direct hit, both parties will have an instant orgasm simultaneously.

I jumped from the couch to the bed and fucked my girlfriend Flying Yamaguchi style.

by Johnny August 31, 2003

gollop

North-West English slang meaning to eat something and swallow with a gulp, possibly quickly.

You're such an oinker! Look at him golloping it. Why don't you eat properly?

by Johnny July 3, 2006