johnny's definitions

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.

Bad part of town: Southside

Person A: I'm from Providence.

Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*

by Johnny December 2, 2004

Vietnam

a country

go vietnam soccer!

by johnny September 18, 2003

filthy cunt

girl who fucks over guys, is a real slut, and should kill herself.

this girl christina i met from qnz is a filthy cunt

by johnny January 3, 2004

academic chicken

a big cock, wearing a cap and gown

that is one academic chicken

by johnny March 15, 2005

dumpling

a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.

I tried to take a fat dump but could only squeeze out a dumpling.

by Johnny April 2, 2005

ssssean

someone who loves to have sex with edwin oak, also loves to get stoned.

that ssssean kid loves the cock.

by Johnny January 30, 2005

poop master

One who is the master of poop.

Tommy is a the master of all poop masters. He likes poop on a stick. Therfor he is the poop master.

by Johnny October 2, 2003