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when a girl strokes a guy's penis and makes him ejaculate and makes him feel good
"that hot bitch got semen on her hands after giving me a hand job
by johnny March 23, 2005

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A-holes who wear ambracrappy every day. Said girls are blond everyday whether they are born blond or not. Stupid. They dont have any effection to anyone. Words in their vocabulary are:
"Hot Guys"
Look at the popular girls look at the hot guys and thier 'F's...
by johnny March 28, 2005

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Fuck off Mother Fucker
This boy asked to copy my homework. and i told him FOMF
by Johnny March 01, 2004

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One lone African American in a group of whiteys.
That guy is the negro variable of our math class.
by Johnny December 04, 2003

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Other name for Macomb Community College in Warren, MI. Where dropouts and the less intelligent go to college when they can't get in anywhere else.
That pothead will end up at 12 mile high.
by Johnny October 06, 2005

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The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.
Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!
by Johnny July 09, 2004

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telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.
when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.
by johnny February 20, 2004

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