johnny's definitions

clonetard

someone who changes aspects of their life to impress another

God bryan's such a clonetard, the way he follows phil around and all

by Johnny February 24, 2005

ssssean

someone who loves to have sex with edwin oak, also loves to get stoned.

that ssssean kid loves the cock.

by Johnny January 30, 2005

zaggin

it is a good way of saying niggaz without getting your ass beat.

lets roll zaggin.
or edwin oak is a zaggin with ssssean.

by Johnny January 30, 2005

diamondface

Diamond means to sprizz

omg i just got diamond on my face!

by Johnny January 21, 2005

Shnoggy

To recieve, or give an owning. To Shnog someone is to own them.

"You just recieved a shnoggin'"
"Oh, you boys feel the shnoggy on that one?"
"You've been shnogged, biatch"

by Johnny January 12, 2005

nikandruprich

This word started being used in underground homosexual clubs in New York in 1984 as a way to describe inadequate penis size. It eventually evolved into what it means now...a sexual term for implanting crushed coke cans into one's rectum for pleasure.

"J.M. please nickandruprich me again and again...I love the blood."

by Johnny January 9, 2005

University of Waterloo

If you ain't here for Engineering, Math, or accounting, you're wasting your money.

I go to Uwaterloo for Planning....
I go to Uwaterloo for Enivorment and business....
I go to Uwaterloo for civil engineering....
I go to Uwaterloo for environmental engineering....
I go to Uwaterloo for Math & Business (not double degree)
I go to Uwaterloo for arts.
I go to Uwaterloo for applied health studies.

You are wasting your money.

by johnny January 8, 2005