A word that originated in Connecticut, at the high school i go to. The words definition depends on the context: it is used often because it sounds pretty funnny. It can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It could mean crappy, sub-par, and in some cases other things, like defecate.
(noun): Dude, this test is a deucewaffle! (this test sucks)
(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)
(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!
(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)
(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!
by Johnny March 18, 2004

by Johnny July 03, 2006

the things people say in front of people wen sumone died. u tell people the good things about a person who past away. then u start cryin wen u say it and u make everybudy who listens to it cry.
my frend past away last nite. he was a good person. he never cussed and he never did anythin to hurt anybudy. all he cud do was laf and be happy and make others happy.
by johnny May 13, 2005

The act in which a man jumps off an object higher than the spot where the woman is lying and lands with his penis directly inserting into her vagina. If it is a direct hit, both parties will have an instant orgasm simultaneously.
by Johnny August 31, 2003

when countless monotonous hours are spent gazing at an online webforum, namely revscene, you try to boost your popularity by beginning to develop words that no one can understand.
guy1 - Have you met those two guys in the photo forum, azn angel and salar?!
guy2 - YEAH! they're fuckin schwicked!
guy2 - YEAH! they're fuckin schwicked!
by johnny March 11, 2005
