john smith's definitions

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

Marathon

The greatest game ever.

Marathon is such an awesome game.

by John Smith April 16, 2004

Wang

A Pimp last name. The name is Pimpin. A guy i know is named Steven Wang. Stevem is a gay name. If it is put onto Wang, it means that person sucks donkey balls, and eats ball cheese from the prarie oysters of a young bull.

He is also a damn chinese fuck.

Steven Wang is a damn chinese fuck.

by John Smith March 9, 2005

merkava

An Israeli MBT (main battle tank).

The Merkava can also carry a small Infantry squad internally under complete armored protection.

by John Smith January 22, 2004

bapanese

Black Version of Wapanese

Furuhoshi Is Black (i.e Bapa)

by John Smith May 13, 2005

operation desert storm

Operation Desert Storm was when Iraq invaded Kuwait and Saddam called it:"The thirteenth province of Iraq". The U.S. Army drove back Saddam into his soil after 1991 (a few month's after the occupation). See also: Gulf War

George Bush senior launched it.

by John Smith February 15, 2004

greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.

Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!

by John Smith January 15, 2004