john smith's definitions

hot monkey sex

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's

Bob and The Monkey had Hot Monkey Sex

by John Smith May 2, 2003

clearplate

Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.

"I walked in with a handful of videos and a pizza and found him clearplating my sister."

by John Smith April 29, 2003

insurance company whore

one who gains insurance company dollars by using there profession to deceive

That disablities exspert was a real insurance company whore.

by john smith March 31, 2003

snakeeyes

openly camp homosexual

people who act like queers off of 60's tv

by John Smith March 27, 2003

buttstabber

noun word used to describe one who gives anal sex

God Jim, your such a buttstabber

by john smith March 27, 2003

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

Duck

A bird that swims on a lake

A eastern duck

by john Smith March 12, 2003