john smith's definitions

hanniford

a weard prick who does it doggie with the teacher

weard

by john smith October 21, 2003

steamed

1.to be fucked over by valve software

2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online

1.Invalid steam userID ticket? I've been STEAMED!

2.I STEAMED yo ass biatch!

by John Smith March 4, 2004

townie

habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.

A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie

by John Smith May 14, 2003

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait''

Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.'

by John Smith March 1, 2005

boban

A very smelly and stincy hairy beast, or just a person that forgot how to use the shower and hasn't showered for centuries and usually smells like feet (or shit, your choice)...

Also, a stupid, arrogant and funny looking male\thing that has no exact definition till this very day!

Look at him, his hair is all messed up and he walkes very funny - what a Boban!

Damn! He smells like pure shit! And his hair smells like my feet!

by John Smith March 31, 2004

tism

Means fucked up, from the band of the same name. a fucked up situation. someone who is acting weird?!

this is fucking tism, man.
i am feeling pretty tism.
fucking tism.
Tism.

by John Smith December 4, 2004

dress-wearing

a word used to descripe spinner, the creator of planetarion.

...the ever dress-wearing spinner.

Spinner is dress-wearing.

by John Smith August 18, 2003