john smith's definitions

pumis

the fat above the crotch of an old and/or fat woman. usually appears below the belt-line as a big bulge

my grandma has the biggest f-ing pumis. it is so gross.

by john smith May 13, 2005

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

Frollow

To follow in front of someone.

That old guy in the Volvo was frollowing me when I was driving today

by John Smith December 30, 2003

stinger

Stinger is a US made mobile SAM (Surface-to-Air-Missile), which can be carried by military personnel in the battlefield.

They shot down the Mi-24 Hind-D with a single shot of stinger.

by John Smith February 11, 2004

m1a2

M1-A2 Abrams is United State's Main Battle Tank . This version has advanced electronics and computer systems. It used depleted Uranium rounds to easily penetrate and destroy a enemy vehicle.
See also: M1a1

United States used this tank against Iraq.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

Nombie

Just a guy, with love handels. Adam Molloy apparently fancies him. How odd. Smells quite alot.

Gaw, he smells like a Nombie.

by John Smith April 19, 2005

twinbill

to play a double-header

They opened the twin-bill with a win.

by John Smith February 14, 2005