john smith's definitions

fing

To move, esp. fingers

Woah, Francie fings her index so incessantly, I wonder when her finger will become weary.

by John Smith July 11, 2003

chcracknigspicdianew

a person who is part chinese, white (cracker), african-american (nigger), hispanic (spic), indian, and jewish

Jeff is such a chcracknigspicdianew

by john smith March 23, 2005

yeeus

Used to show lack of interest in the topic at hand

Person 1: So, do you like sponges?
person 2: Yeeus........

by John Smith July 31, 2004

Duck

A bird that swims on a lake

A eastern duck

by john Smith March 12, 2003

m1a1

This is comparable to the M1A2It has the 120mm M256 cannon, improved fire control system, and NBC overpressure system, and improved suspension. These improvements give the M1A1 greater shoot-on-the move capabilities and an increased first round probability against advanced enemy armor. It also has a crew of 4 and 3 7.62mm M240 anti-personnel machine guns mounted on it.

35 M1 tanks were destroyed by Iraqi fire during Operation Desert Storm.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

stafs

depends on context of sentence, ie it is a reaction.

Kate: My dog died
Tarnia: (sadly) Oh stafs

Simone: I got laid last nite
Tarnia: (excitedly) STAFS!

by john smith May 13, 2005