john smith's definitions

Duck

A bird that swims on a lake

A eastern duck

by john Smith March 12, 2003

yeeus

Used to show lack of interest in the topic at hand

Person 1: So, do you like sponges?
person 2: Yeeus........

by John Smith July 31, 2004

chcracknigspicdianew

a person who is part chinese, white (cracker), african-american (nigger), hispanic (spic), indian, and jewish

Jeff is such a chcracknigspicdianew

by john smith March 23, 2005

hanniford

a weard prick who does it doggie with the teacher

weard

by john smith October 21, 2003

tism

Means fucked up, from the band of the same name. a fucked up situation. someone who is acting weird?!

this is fucking tism, man.
i am feeling pretty tism.
fucking tism.
Tism.

by John Smith December 4, 2004

townie

habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.

A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie

by John Smith May 14, 2003

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait''

Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.'

by John Smith March 1, 2005