john smith's definitions

pumis

the fat above the crotch of an old and/or fat woman. usually appears below the belt-line as a big bulge

my grandma has the biggest f-ing pumis. it is so gross.

by john smith May 13, 2005

spoat

Something stylish and sporty. Ofton used to describe cars, particularly BMWs

Get your meximobile honda outta here and make way for my bimmer spoat!

by John Smith May 12, 2003

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

m1a2

M1-A2 Abrams is United State's Main Battle Tank . This version has advanced electronics and computer systems. It used depleted Uranium rounds to easily penetrate and destroy a enemy vehicle.
See also: M1a1

United States used this tank against Iraq.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

hot monkey sex

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's

Bob and The Monkey had Hot Monkey Sex

by John Smith May 2, 2003

dussy

Noun- A man's pussy ( a tranny)
Verb- cut a man's dick off.

Example 1(noun). Lealin has a dussy. He needs to wear jeans because he is having his deriod.

Example 2(noun). Dr. James performed the first dussy operation. He was puking the whole time.

Example 3(verb). If you touch me again, I'm gonna dussy you!

by JOhn Smith September 30, 2004

stafs

depends on context of sentence, ie it is a reaction.

Kate: My dog died
Tarnia: (sadly) Oh stafs

Simone: I got laid last nite
Tarnia: (excitedly) STAFS!

by john smith May 13, 2005