john smith's definitions

pumis

the fat above the crotch of an old and/or fat woman. usually appears below the belt-line as a big bulge

my grandma has the biggest f-ing pumis. it is so gross.

by john smith May 13, 2005

m1a2

M1-A2 Abrams is United State's Main Battle Tank . This version has advanced electronics and computer systems. It used depleted Uranium rounds to easily penetrate and destroy a enemy vehicle.
See also: M1a1

United States used this tank against Iraq.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

chcracknigspicdianew

a person who is part chinese, white (cracker), african-american (nigger), hispanic (spic), indian, and jewish

Jeff is such a chcracknigspicdianew

by john smith March 23, 2005

yeeus

Used to show lack of interest in the topic at hand

Person 1: So, do you like sponges?
person 2: Yeeus........

by John Smith July 31, 2004

Duck

A bird that swims on a lake

A eastern duck

by john Smith March 12, 2003

Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

stafs

depends on context of sentence, ie it is a reaction.

Kate: My dog died
Tarnia: (sadly) Oh stafs

Simone: I got laid last nite
Tarnia: (excitedly) STAFS!

by john smith May 13, 2005