john smith's definitions

triangulize

To put into a triangular formation

3 beer pong cups into a triangular formation

by John Smith March 26, 2005

dker

A term generally used to refer to the greatest man alive.

Man i wish i was as cool as dker

by John Smith September 12, 2003

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

Frollow

To follow in front of someone.

That old guy in the Volvo was frollowing me when I was driving today

by John Smith December 30, 2003

stinger

Stinger is a US made mobile SAM (Surface-to-Air-Missile), which can be carried by military personnel in the battlefield.

They shot down the Mi-24 Hind-D with a single shot of stinger.

by John Smith February 11, 2004

Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

Phrase often used by quagmire on the show Family guy. It is mostly an expression of self aknowledgement or a way to tell someone that you are sexually attracted to them.

Hey baby, if i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

by john smith January 8, 2004

peach pinch

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.

Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.

by John Smith January 22, 2005