Definitions by john r.

Bird

beaver, twat, cunt

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, meaning a cum-shot in the bird is better than 2 cum-shots over the tits or on the belly (beaver)

Bird by John R. December 9, 2003

precum 

The pearlescent drop of cloudy sticky fluid that forms at the tip of the penis after visual or physical stimulation

"She had teased his cock for nigh on 20 minutes. Just before she began to suck him,she found a drop of precum oozing from his meatus.She licked it off with apparent relish and smiled up at him."

His cock oozed pre cum as he watched the porno flick

precum by John R. December 8, 2003

bareback

vaginal penetration sex without a condom barrier

She told me that she had passed thru menopause, a whole year without a period, that I needn't use a condom. I mounted her slowly, getting further in by an inch with each thrust. "oh, this is my first bareback sex in 15 years, she said langorously. Fuck me, John, come for me.

bareback by John R. December 8, 2003

rice burner 

(1) Japanese motorcycle
(2) person born in an oriental country

(1) "His Honda is a rice burner" said the Harley rider.

(2) that slanty-eyed little rice burner is the best Honda tuner in town.

rice burner by John R. December 8, 2003

Golden Shower 

This is the act of where a gent urinates all over his girls body

"We were showering together when suddenly I had an intense desire to piss. She knelt before me, facing away from me but grasping my balls. I peed over her shoulders and down her back"

Golden Shower by John R. December 8, 2003

manhole cover 

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

manhole cover by John R. December 8, 2003

Condom

A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in.

Condoms are hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat, there is an interruption to put it on, and wearing one means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on the male.

Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years

Condom by John R. December 8, 2003