john doe's definitions

Icicle

When the blood vessels in one's penis freeze while erect upon entering an extremely cold environment.

Dude, I went outside to piss, and came back with the biggest icicle.

by John Doe January 24, 2005

vegan

Most of the time a hypocrite that thinks they are better than everyone else because of the fact that they are vegan.

I don't eat meat or any animal product, but I'll wear clothes from the gap because I don't care about human rights at all. really I am just being a vegan for the whole scene it represents, not really because I care about animals.

by John Doe April 20, 2005

miak

A flamable liquid.

Got miak?

by john doe August 22, 2003

eased

Verb: To easily complete a task. Usually used when one beats an opponent at a competetive task.

"oh man, I eased Dave at table hockey last night"

by John Doe February 22, 2004

first kiss

first time for a kiss on the lips none of that cheek crap

I got my first kiss with that slut Katy Tucker

by john doe March 16, 2004

ahad

defines hedonism : a person who lives live for sole plesure

snoop dogg - money + weed sqaured

by John Doe October 21, 2004

governator

Arnold Schwarzenegger -- Governor of California, cyborg sent back from the year 2102 to take control of California, and then the whole world.

"Vote for me again next year, and I'll be back!"

*inagauration*
"Asta La Vista Gray Davis!"

by John Doe September 17, 2004