john Smith's definitions

chcracknigspicdianew

a person who is part chinese, white (cracker), african-american (nigger), hispanic (spic), indian, and jewish

Jeff is such a chcracknigspicdianew

by john smith March 23, 2005

maxlol

The funniest thing.

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!

by John Smith August 18, 2003

Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.

Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!

by John Smith October 17, 2004

fing

To move, esp. fingers

Woah, Francie fings her index so incessantly, I wonder when her finger will become weary.

by John Smith July 11, 2003

clearplate

Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.

"I walked in with a handful of videos and a pizza and found him clearplating my sister."

by John Smith April 29, 2003

Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

by John Smith January 27, 2005

gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...

A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.

by John Smith October 14, 2004