john's definitions

wookie

A tall negress. Also shortened to 'Wook'

Bobs going out with a Wookie, what a tosser!

by John August 9, 2003

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 20, 2003

no-home

n. a homeless person

"Oh my god Susie, change your shirt. You look like a no-home."

by john July 2, 2004

Phu

one who is considered the greatest emcee alive

this guy is a Phu. this guy has phu's skills. man, this guy's name must be phu because of his mad skills.

by John January 13, 2005

LHS Marching Band

n, A supremacist fascist organization who is hell bent on controlling every aspect of life at Lassiter High School.

aslo known as: The Band, Band Nazis

(Band Nazis): SIG HAIL DER BAND FUERER!!
(Der Band Fuerer): Yes my faithful minions, take over the school in the name of the band!
(Band Nazis): JA!, SIG HAIL, DER BAND!

by john November 30, 2004

9er

the nickname of daren's dick. It is 9 inches long. girs love it...i know i do, hehehhe.

Oh my gosh daren has a niner

by john February 3, 2005

Strength In Scars

Strength in Scars

\m/: Str N' Scrs


A group of idiots with shitty guitar riffs and gay vocals. ~fin~


Slang term for: Shitty Music

We are Stupid

we are strength in scars.

by John December 5, 2004