joey orgler 3's definitions
The clinical term for "masterbation."
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
Get the strangling the disobedient meat monstermug. An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
Get the One Night in Batistamug. A notorious Chicago-based street gang founded in 1975. They are known for their infamous rivalry with the Eighth Street Ballers, and for curb stomping orphans.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
Get the Robo Brosmug. by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
Get the Frosted Turdmug. A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
Get the 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weinermug. by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008
Get the BILFmug. by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008
Get the Alaskan Grand Slammug.