Definitions by joel

knark 

failure in life

ahh the poor knark

knark by joel October 2, 2003

drop trow

pull down your pants and / or show off your butt

the nurse told me that that my arm wouldnt work, so I had to drop trow and take the shot in my rear end

drop trow by Joel October 2, 2003

jerkweed 

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

jerkweed by Joel October 2, 2003

fanyard

female sex organ (see also lanyard)

Manuel de Jesus Alvarez Fanyardo (the Spaniard who discovered the fanyard)

fanyard by Joel October 1, 2003

heater 

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

heater by Joel September 29, 2003

crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack

Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?

crack shacker by Joel September 24, 2003

sklabloogen 

Another name for a getting slushed by a speeding truck inthe winter

I had to use my wipers for 10 minutes after getting sklabloogened by that fucking truck.

sklabloogen by Joel September 24, 2003