78 definitions by joel

5 second rule

Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.

Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.

by joel July 10, 2004

An inexpensive wine. Less than 4 dollars a bottle.

Wow, kiwi-lemon MD-20 20 tastes like total ass, tommorrow Im buying a 6 pack.

by joel July 10, 2004

This should be said whenever something good happens, such as making a three-pointer in basketball, or talking about money.

Billy hit's a three and shouts out: "Dollas!"

by joel July 10, 2004

Something you'd see in a French comic book, instead of the English "Zzz," which designates that a character is sleeping.

If Garfield moved to Paris, he would no longer "Zzz" while he slept, he would most definately "Ronchu."

by joel April 11, 2005

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack

Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?

by joel September 24, 2003

You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.

by joel September 8, 2003

abr."ova da bridge" A trip made over a bridge, usually to commit crime.

I gotta re-up lets go odb and score an elbow.

by joel March 10, 2004