joel's definitions

tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

by joel April 10, 2006

Diephobe

Any person who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Atheists and agnostics are Diephobes.

by Joel November 16, 2004

tahd

A much cooler way to say "retard," or better yet, "tard."

Since I'm too sophisticated to say "tard," I much prefer "tahd."

by Joel April 11, 2005

masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.

WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!

by Joel June 10, 2004

Blimpie

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.

You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.

by Joel September 7, 2003

blogday

The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.

Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"

Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."

by Joel October 5, 2006

chinese lady

the act of tucking one's cock & balls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman's vagina.
a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see 'cameltoe').

his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after bitch on cellblock D.

by joel July 22, 2003