joel's definitions

tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

by joel April 10, 2006

Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming

Shape Ups, Tapers

by Joel December 14, 2003

knark

failure in life

ahh the poor knark

by joel October 2, 2003

tahd

A much cooler way to say "retard," or better yet, "tard."

Since I'm too sophisticated to say "tard," I much prefer "tahd."

by Joel April 11, 2005

blogday

The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.

Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"

Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."

by Joel October 5, 2006

Blimpie

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.

You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.

by Joel September 7, 2003

Tator

A teacher who is lazy, ugly, stupid, and sarcastic.

That tator insulted me after I told him he looked like someone swung a bag full of doorknobs at his face.

by Joel December 15, 2003