joel's definitions

Blimpie

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.

You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.

by Joel September 7, 2003

blogday

The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.

Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"

Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."

by Joel October 5, 2006

tahd

A much cooler way to say "retard," or better yet, "tard."

Since I'm too sophisticated to say "tard," I much prefer "tahd."

by Joel April 11, 2005

h'runk

When u drunk n high at the same time niga.

"Say niga you straight up h'runk dawg and thats fooosheezy!"

by Joel September 5, 2004

best friend

At gun point, my best friend is whomever they tell me it is.

Frank is currently my best friend.

by Joel February 11, 2007

witiebaca

a wigger that acts more black then black people

wow that kids a witiebaca

by joel October 2, 2003

5 second rule

Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.

Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.

by Joel July 9, 2004