jerkweed

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!
by Joel October 02, 2003
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kicking the jukebox

Kicking the jukebox : one who is kicking the jukebox is "the man".
Nick stole the road sign! He's kicking the juke box!
by Joel February 19, 2003
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FPS

F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.
by Joel March 30, 2005
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Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.
Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.
by Joel June 01, 2004
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Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming
by Joel December 14, 2003
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stankafuss

a terribly smelly vagina
chelsea has one nasty stankafuss
by Joel December 07, 2002
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best friend

At gun point, my best friend is whomever they tell me it is.
by Joel February 11, 2007
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