joel's definitions

best friend

At gun point, my best friend is whomever they tell me it is.

Frank is currently my best friend.

by Joel February 11, 2007

o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up

oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning

by joel April 11, 2000

doodles

anything you want it to be.

v. i was doodleing your mom
n. lets go smoke some doodles

by joel November 19, 2002

stankafuss

a terribly smelly vagina

chelsea has one nasty stankafuss

by Joel December 7, 2002

kicking the jukebox

Kicking the jukebox : one who is kicking the jukebox is "the man".

Nick stole the road sign! He's kicking the juke box!

by Joel February 19, 2003

dolch

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

by Joel February 21, 2003

Jolly green giant

Jolly Green Giant : A big dick with a green condom on

Jeff stuck that bitch with his jolly green giant. She can't fuckin walk!

by Joel April 10, 2006