joel's definitions

Poontang

referring to the female genitalia

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang

by Joel September 23, 2003

F.I.A.

Fellatio Induced Apology

"Bitch dropped the ball on that one"
"FIA, man, FIA"

by Joel September 7, 2003

Blimpie

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.

You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.

by Joel September 7, 2003

all about

an indication that one is enthusiastically for a certain thing

"You want to go to the beach?"
"Hell yeah! I am ALL ABOUT htting the surf!"

by Joel July 24, 2003

chinese lady

the act of tucking one's cock & balls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman's vagina.
a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see 'cameltoe').

his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after bitch on cellblock D.

by joel July 22, 2003

teh

when you type too fast

wow your car is teh biggest piece of shit ever.

by joel May 8, 2003

wet fart nugget

Reminance of a wet fart compressed into a small nugget.

Shit i thought that fart nugget was a chocolate nugget.

by Joel March 26, 2003