78 definitions by joel

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 23, 2004

fag hag

a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even wordswitch teamsword

dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by joel February 27, 2003

stankafuss

a terribly smelly vagina

chelsea has one nasty stankafuss

by joel December 8, 2002

linolium

Leet floor that will own you all

linolium just owned you all

by joel November 28, 2004

drop trow

pull down your pants and / or show off your butt

the nurse told me that that my arm wouldnt work, so I had to drop trow and take the shot in my rear end

by joel October 2, 2003

Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

by joel June 1, 2004

Tator

A teacher who is lazy, ugly, stupid, and sarcastic.

That tator insulted me after I told him he looked like someone swung a bag full of doorknobs at his face.

by joel December 16, 2003