joel's definitions

choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.

dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.

by Joel February 26, 2003

Poor Harder

It means you cant afford nothing and wear cheap clothes and crappy brands. OR its a nice way to say come on lend some money.

"Man whata poor harder cunt, your clothes are crappy and holey"

"Im poor harder man, lend us some cash"

by Joel February 18, 2004

blogday

The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.

Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"

Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."

by Joel October 5, 2006

switch teams

to change ones sexual orientation, from homosexual to heterosexual, or vise-versa.

dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams *imitates eating pussy with tongue and fingers*
dude 2: dude, that is soo fuckin' hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by joel February 26, 2003

teh

when you type too fast

wow your car is teh biggest piece of shit ever.

by joel May 8, 2003

Jolly green giant

Jolly Green Giant : A big dick with a green condom on

Jeff stuck that bitch with his jolly green giant. She can't fuckin walk!

by Joel April 10, 2006

wet fart nugget

Reminance of a wet fart compressed into a small nugget.

Shit i thought that fart nugget was a chocolate nugget.

by Joel March 26, 2003