fag hag

a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even wordswitch teamsword

dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by Joel February 27, 2003

Jolly green giant

Jolly Green Giant : A big dick with a green condom on

Jeff stuck that bitch with his jolly green giant. She can't fuckin walk!

by Joel February 25, 2003

noosh

A big pile of work dropped on you or your desk all at once.

When I got back from lunch I saw that I had been nooshed while I was out. No chance of leaving the office early today.

by joel March 17, 2005

Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

by Joel June 01, 2004

linolium

Leet floor that will own you all

linolium just owned you all

by Joel November 28, 2004

drop trow

pull down your pants and / or show off your butt

the nurse told me that that my arm wouldnt work, so I had to drop trow and take the shot in my rear end

by Joel October 02, 2003

hoser

Someone who did something stupid that demands satisfaction!

You hoser Billy...you screwed us over bad.

by Joel July 10, 2004