dolch

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

by Joel February 21, 2003

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 22, 2004

teh

when you type too fast

wow your car is teh biggest piece of shit ever.

by joel May 08, 2003

plotte

A word designating female genitalia, used in French Canadian slang.

"Je sens les odeurs néfastes, alors je devrais probablement laver ma plotte."

by Joel April 13, 2005

Poor Harder

It means you cant afford nothing and wear cheap clothes and crappy brands. OR its a nice way to say come on lend some money.

"Man whata poor harder cunt, your clothes are crappy and holey"

"Im poor harder man, lend us some cash"

by Joel February 18, 2004

switch teams

to change ones sexual orientation, from homosexual to heterosexual, or vise-versa.

dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams *imitates eating pussy with tongue and fingers*
dude 2: dude, that is soo fuckin' hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by joel February 26, 2003

wet fart nugget

Reminance of a wet fart compressed into a small nugget.

Shit i thought that fart nugget was a chocolate nugget.

by Joel March 26, 2003