Definitions by joel

choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.

dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.

choded one by Joel February 26, 2003

switch teams

to change ones sexual orientation, from homosexual to heterosexual, or vise-versa.

dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams *imitates eating pussy with tongue and fingers*
dude 2: dude, that is soo fuckin' hot!
dude 1: no shit!

switch teams by joel February 26, 2003

fag hag 

a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even wordswitch teamsword

dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!

fag hag by Joel February 26, 2003

dolch 

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

dolch by Joel February 21, 2003

kicking the jukebox 

Kicking the jukebox : one who is kicking the jukebox is "the man".

Nick stole the road sign! He's kicking the juke box!

kicking the jukebox by Joel February 19, 2003

stankafuss 

a terribly smelly vagina

chelsea has one nasty stankafuss

stankafuss by Joel December 7, 2002

doodles 

anything you want it to be.

v. i was doodleing your mom
n. lets go smoke some doodles

doodles by joel November 19, 2002