joecoolthefool's definitions

sextension

A state of sexual arousal in men or women. Men experience an erection and women develop swelling of the labia and both have increased sensitivity and arousal of the nipples. sex, erection, vagina, get it on, hooking up, boning, orgasm, anal, making love, porn, penis

I hate when all of these women walk around the pool area in their skimpy bikinis, I always get a sextension and embarrass myself.

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2017

cryptoburn

The loss of all of your money invested in a cryptocurrency that is shut down by the creator or financial regulators. You feel burned from losing your money and/or you were actually burned by the people who took your money. cryptocurrency, crypto, money, bitcoin, ethereum, litcoin, coinbase, bankrupt, cryptocrash, cryptoporn, cryptology, money

I should have cashed out When my crypto was it $15,000 because it has now crashed and is only worth $2000. I feel like an idiot I didn’t get out in time. Tom, you’re feeling the cryptoburn.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2018

Hip hop hippies

Black hippies that you often see leading social movements. You can identify them by the afros, braids, dreadlocks and baggy tie-dyed clothing they wear as a nod to the late sixties racial equality protests.

They push an agenda of black empowerment by marching, protesting and demanding social change when their focus should be on economic change. black, hippies, black hippies, social change, racial equality, racism, revolution, movement, BLM, black lives matter, black power, urban hippie, hippie chic, urban hippie chic, hipster, hiphop hippie, hip hop hippie

There have been a ton of protests for justice ever since that kid was shot in the back. It's tragic John, but I'm tired of the hip hop hippies creating so much drama. Brian, you have no sympathy?!

by joecoolthefool June 27, 2016

butterball booty

A round, firm, voluptuous butt in the shape of a Butterball turkey.
butterball, turkey, booty, heavy duty booty, booty squatting, butt, down South booty, black girl booty, PAWG, thick, BBW

I know that I added some pounds over the holidays, so now I got a butterball booty. Well, I gotta start hitting the gym.

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

political chameleon

Politicians who change their political beliefs based upon the people and corporations that give them campaign contributions or based on issues they need to support to get re-elected. politicians, Congress, Congressman, Senator, President of the United States, state government, the Establishment, the media

I hate Senator Burns, he is such a political chameleon. He supported the money for veterans a week ago and now he voted against it because an anti-government superpac wants to cut spending for tax cuts. Oh, and the superpac donated $30,000 to his re-election campaign.

by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016

handymom

A mother who learns how to fix stuff around the house in order to save money and/or time. MacGyver mom, supermom, megamom, handyman, mother, fix, cook, build, make, repair

I have to be a handymom, it saves me time and a ton of money which I use to pay for childcare.

by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016

Mexican rimjob

Licking the rim of a salted margarita glass. A person licks around the entire rim before drinking the margarita because the salt enhances the flavor of the sweet margarita. margarita, salt, salty, alcohol, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, margarita glass, happy hour, bar, liquor

The best part of happy hour on Friday is licking the rim of a margarita glass and then taking a big sip, knowing that it's party time. That's a Mexican rimjob, buddy!

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2016